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WAHOOO Now I can use all my favorite banjo jokes like...
- What did the banjo player get on his IQ test? Drool…
- What is the best way to tune a banjo... with wirecutters =)

Why is Edd a Wizard of Sorts?
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Because he's sort of a wizard?

Why does Kyle like holding balls? Hehehehehe. If I didn't know ya, I wouldn't be able to get away with it....
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Because he's too old to have his balls drop.

What's the difference between a mentalist and a mind reader?
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:: OH OUCH Thanks guys hehehe ::

The difference between a Mentalist and a Mind Reader...... About 150 dollars.

What is Robert (Magic Enhancer) REALLY trying to enhance?
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To enhance and enchant his audiences. (Sewious)

Siwly...To enhance Harris' receeding hairline...said Nigel the Puppet that rocks...

Where did the ferret hide Harris' harmonica?

another aside...video of Harris playing harp at a Visitation/Funeral..a serious side of this nearly normal performer...

http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/MyFox/pages......le=EN-US

(click on the play button below video picture)

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The ferret hid the harmonica under his tail. If you can't find it, just feed him greasy Mexican food (a la Taco Bell)

Very nice performance by the way Harris. Sounds like she was a great woman.

The newest instrument that will be invented is the.......?
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Aside (among the nearly normal pets we used to have a ferret..His trick was to on command take shiny objects to his house..which cost more than my first car)

Washboard tie..(oh that has been invented...)

Playing card...(yes that too)

Musical Dove...(hope it is a string not a wind instrument...)

How did the magician fool himself?

(thanks for checking out my harpin.I checked out your site that's where I came up with the Enhancing your audiences in ''tri state area."

..harris "lips" deutsch
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How did the Magician fool himself..... by actually thinking he was any good.

What is the one prop a magician simply can not live without?
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A check for the rent.

Why don't mentalists play the Lottery?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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THey would if they could hide a printer under their thumbnail.

Why don't magicians play blackjack?
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Cause Jack doesn't like it.

Why do magician's use funny poses with their hands to do their magic?
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Because it would look weird if they did them with their feet.

What's pink and sounds like a dog?
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My dyed, rabbid rabbit!

WHat did one dove say to the other?
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One Magician in the "corner pocket".

What did the dove say to the magician?
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"Do that to me again and your car gets it!"

Why is the line at the post office so long?

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Because walking to your house takes way too long Edd.

What did the sponge ball say to the other?
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Cough.

Why did the magician put a spongeball in his mouth?
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Because where he wanted to put it wouldn't have been appropriate.

The top 3 best things to do with a heckler?
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Chop, season and cook on gas mark 4.

What's the difference between James Randi and a pot of mustard?
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The spoon in the mustard is the only spoon not bent.

What is the difference between David Blaine and Hillary Clinton?
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