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Because he was using the pan to produce a dove

Why did the magician cross the river?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Drew Manning
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He was doing his impression of Criss Angel.

Who was waiting on the other side?
I live my life for a layer of ice
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Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

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David Blaine was because that was his stunt.

Why does no one wants to be Jay Leslie's assistant after he was born deformed with 4 eyes?
MikeHMagic
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20 Teenage magicans thinking I'm adding that to my act

Why did the magicians wife throw the clock ot of the window?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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She wanted to see time fly.

Why did the magician always nap on his super X?
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Because that is where his assistant naps.

What did Dynamike do after he noticed a $100 in his Change Bag?
Father Photius
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Wondered whose change bag he had taken by mistake.

Why did the magician order 100 large pizzas?
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Because Photius believed the pizza store when they told him they were out of 100 of the kids tiny 4" ones.

Why did quit James Tong quit coming on the Café after he fell in love with his assistant?
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On 2009-03-18 20:48, Dynamike wrote:
Why did quit James Tong quit coming on the Café after he fell in love with his assistant?


Say What?
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"What." Ok, I said what.
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On 2009-03-18 20:48, Dynamike wrote:
Because Photius believed the pizza store when they told him they were out of 100 of the kids tiny 4" ones.

Why did quit James Tong quit coming on the Café after he fell in love with his assistant?

Why did James Tong quit coming on the Café after he fell in love with his assistant?
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Because he was busy showing her his rising wand trick :wink:

Why did the magician miss his flight?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

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So he could help the global warming by using his magic carpet.

Why is it Jay Leslie can not perform any magic tricks?
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Because he's too busy teaching Dynamike how to do them right :wink:


What's the coolest trick Jay has taught Dynamike?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
jay leslie
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That when he looks in the mirror he sees someone else.

Why did the magician fall through the trap door?
MikeHMagic
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It was the clown's day off

Why did the rabbit put on tiara?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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He's trying to hide it from Dynamike and thinks by putting it on Dynamike can't see it as he does not have four eyes.

Why did Dynamike thinks James Tong stopped coming to the Caf?
Drew Manning
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Dynamike got temporary amnesia from falling through the trap door.

What did Dynamike say when he hit the ground?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
MikeHMagic
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He didn't he floated like Criss Angel

Why did James Tong & DynaMike go to the south pole?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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So James could take Dynamike on a snipe hunt.

What did the magician give to his mother for her birthday?
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