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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24107 Posts 
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A grandchild to babysit.
Why did the magician's mind go crazy from being deformed with four eyes? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He had to watch Dynamike's act twice as much as everyone else
What did the wombat say to the maigican?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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Allow me to clarify ... First the wombat said something to the maician and what he said was a two word sentence which consisted of "OOPS MAGICIAN"..... Was he afraid? Did he think he did something the maician would not approve of or did he run into a magician by accident? Possibly he was warning the maician there was a magician in the shadows?
Stay tuned for these and other answers on "As The Wand Turns"..... any Café time..... same Café URL.
Jay Leslie
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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He was warning Jay Leslie's four eyes that Dynamike was lurking in the shadows mumbling "Pick a card. Any card. Except that one"
What did Jay Leslie say when he saw Dynamike?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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Oh NO! not the linking rings routine again.
What did James Tong say when he saw Photius? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Where's all that money you owe me!
What illusion did the magician perform for his show on a submarine?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24107 Posts
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The Navy trick:
Never Again Volunteer Yourself. How can performing magic shows be a disadvantage for a person deformed with 4 eyes? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he sees both what the audience sees and the magician sees at the same time.
Why do magicians stick doves in their pants?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Because parrots are too big to fit.
What answer was Father P really looking for with that question?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He wanted some "fly" looking pants
Why did the the panther sit in he tophat?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because there was no room on the table.
Why did the magician turn the elephant into a jar of jelly beans?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because a jar Jelly Babies takes too long to make
What did the shark say to the jellybean?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Well obviously nothing magical.
Why could the magician vanish a volkswagon but not a cadillac?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17116 Posts
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He caught the magic "bug...
What did the magician fit inside his nest of boxes?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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A piece of produce he had used in a show six months earlier
Why is Fr. Photius so fixated on jelly beans lately?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Somebody recently put a bag of 'em in the collection plate.
Why is it that Fr. Photius now gives sermons about tithing?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Most likely spurred by the bag of jelly beans in the collection plate
Which magician (other than himself) did Fr. Photius send to show the donor of the bag of jelly beans the error of his/her ways?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Dynamike with a note that says " This is just a friendly reminder. Next time, he won't be so friendly. He'll show you his linking rings."
How much did the guy tithe the following Sunday?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Tithe? He put his paycheck in the plate!
How did Fr. Photius thank him?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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By performing the linking rings.
What is Fr. Photius's most favorite close up effect and why? |
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