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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts 
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"And Then There Were Nun."
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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The bank account at my parish.
(Thanks for the ideas guys, I have a feeling our collections and Dynamike's gigs are about to both increase) What did the magician say when he realized that his assistant just made a bottle of 30 year old single malt scotch disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17251 Posts
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"Whaddya mean it tasted like Ripple?"...
What did the magician use for hid topsy turvy bottle routine?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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An empty bottle of 30 year old single malt scotch.
Why did Fr. Photius never become a bar magician?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He'd drink up all the profits.
When the magician told the bartender that he wanted something tall, cold and full of gin, what did the bartender send over?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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His wife.
Why did Dynamike fill his lota with vodka?
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because beer is too foamy
What did the dyslexic magician say to the rabbit?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17251 Posts
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"Get box in that back!"..
Why does Dynamike get so many shows?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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His clients have to give in ... otherwise Dynamike would insist they sit through his preview of the 25 rings linking rings routine.
Why does Fr. Photius like Dynamike's linking rings routine so much? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He doesn't like the whole routine, just the ending. Because then it is finished, done and over.
Why does James Tong applaud so hard when Dynamike does the Linking Rings?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because he gets to see more than 200 ways to link and unlink the rings and wonder how Dynamike can remember all those moves.
Why is it that James Tong cannot perform the linking rings routine the way Dynamike does? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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James Tong only has five fingers on each hand.
Why does Dynamike have sixteen fingers?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he can't count.
Why did the magician steal his assistant's pantyhose?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because he forgot his garter belt & stockings
If a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, what is a book of S & H green stamps in the butterchurn worth?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Dinner and a show at Dynamike's Food and Magic Shack
What did the magician who stole the pantyhoes always want to be since he didn't want to do this for a living anyway?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To be Dynamike's assistant
What did the magician do when he saw Dynamike and Fr. Photius at his performance? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Linking rings and vanishing beer bottle. He called it a tribute act.
Why did James' assistant get into a fight with Dynamike's assistant?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He looked to see if they had brought any "pantyhoes" with them!
Fr. Photius didn't have any, but did Dynamike bring any?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Dynamike has all kinds of hoes, Navahoes, Arapahoes, east detroit hoes...
Why did the magician always hide his money in his mailbag escape pouch?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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Because a kangaroo is too awkward to carry around.
When are 4 eyes a bad thing?
Jay Leslie
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