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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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When your writing and reading is bad.
Why does the magician prefers to perform in the snow? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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He didn't, that was cover story for too many months of missed rent
Why didn't his training at Dynamike's School of Magic help him?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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(You spelled "school" wrong. Stay in school.)
Because he was not Dynamike. Why are post easier to put in this thread thanks to Dynamike? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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They aren't any easier. But Mike certainly cracks me up from time to time with his comebacks.
What kind of lubricant does the magician use to make it easier to put posts in this thread?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Prestoil. (Presto + Oil)
When is Kyle and Dynamike going to perform together? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When Dynamike promise to stop performing the linking rings routine
Why did Dynamike decide to become a magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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It was that or the marine corp.
How far can a dove travel in a dove cabby?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Wherever the magician want to travel
What happens when the magician produce an anaconda in his act? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Creepy kids yell out "I've seen this before. It was in that one movie.."
How does the magician avoid the temptation to feed the creepy kids to the anaconda?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He knows the tiger will eat the kid faster.
Why did the magician so enjoy sawing his assistant in half?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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He found out she was the creepy kid's mother
Why did the creepy kid enjoy watching the magician sawing his mother in half?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Because the creepy kid thought it would give him two moms.
What did the creepy kid say when the magi restored his mom?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Pete Biro 1933 - 2018 18558 Posts
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Can you pass her out for examination?
Why did Dynamike cross the road?
STAY TOONED... @ www.pete-biro.com
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Fr. Photius is performing right across where he is performing and he wants to steal all the routines, especially Photius's ONE RING linking rings routine.
Why is it that Pete Biro is suddenly interested in joining in the fun with us now? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He realized that the thread actually needed humor.
Why did the magician fill his gas tank with Kool Aid?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because Dynamike told him that he will get more mileage from it.
Why did the magician wear a raincoat during an indoor performance? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Gallagher was his opening act and he didn't want to get watermelon on his tux while he was waiting for his turn.
What did Pete Biro say when the magician actually handed over his assistant?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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This isn't as good as the Porper built assistant...
Why did the magician break out laughing in the middle of his act?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because his dove load was tickling him.
Why did the magician stop doing 20th Century Silks?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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It was the 21st Century.
Why did the magician stop using his thumb tip? |
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