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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Because he could get a bigger load in his elbow tip.
Why did the magician give up collecting wands?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He prefers to collect those unique balls made by James Tong (can't resist this)
Why did the magician collect all kinds of paddles tricks for his magic collection? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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In case he needed to punish those creepy kids.
What happened when James when asked a creepy kid to hold his balls?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The creepy kid would say, "what kind of strange looking balls are these?"
What happened to those strange looking balls James Tong passes out for examinations? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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The women look at their men and ask "Why don't YOU have balls like these?"
What do the men say when that happens?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Later, toots. You can get your own ride home.
Why do the men have such thin skins when it comes to magicians?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because magicians are always manipulating their balls.
(And collecting James Tong's balls will probably one day turn into a fine investment) Why do magicians like to use balls made out of sponge?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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It's too difficult to compress ball bearings...
When did the magician use a fake hand?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When he asked for a hand from the audience and nobody came up.
What did the magician really use his lota bowl for?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To collect his tips
Why did the magician produced latex doves and sponge bunnies instead of real ones? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he didn't have to clean up after them.
Why did the magician bleach all of his silks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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He was practicing white magic...
What was the magician using his temple screen for?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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To hide his temple.
Why do magicians say "Pick a card"?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because nobody knows how to shovel a card.
Why would a magician want to make coins disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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Because he has no dollars...
Why did the magician stop using his change purse?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because it kept changing his money into marbles.
Why did the magician pour milk into his hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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Because he was out of booze...
What did he change the milk into?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Cottage cheese.
I heard Fr. Photius recently wrote a book on card magic. Anyone know what it's called?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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BudTCB Regular user 127 Posts
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Your Aces don't mean a thing, without the King.
why did the Magician use a boiled egg in his egg bag routine? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He didn't want to mess up his egg bag
Why did Fr. Photius write a card magic book instead of "Sucker tricks for idiots"? |
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