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Father Photius
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Because he could get a bigger load in his elbow tip.

Why did the magician give up collecting wands?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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He prefers to collect those unique balls made by James Tong (can't resist this)

Why did the magician collect all kinds of paddles tricks for his magic collection?
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In case he needed to punish those creepy kids.

What happened when James when asked a creepy kid to hold his balls?
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JamesTong
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The creepy kid would say, "what kind of strange looking balls are these?"

What happened to those strange looking balls James Tong passes out for examinations?
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The women look at their men and ask "Why don't YOU have balls like these?"

What do the men say when that happens?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
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Later, toots. You can get your own ride home.

Why do the men have such thin skins when it comes to magicians?
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Father Photius
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Because magicians are always manipulating their balls.
(And collecting James Tong's balls will probably one day turn into a fine investment)

Why do magicians like to use balls made out of sponge?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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It's too difficult to compress ball bearings...
When did the magician use a fake hand?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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When he asked for a hand from the audience and nobody came up.

What did the magician really use his lota bowl for?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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To collect his tips

Why did the magician produced latex doves and sponge bunnies instead of real ones?
Father Photius
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Because he didn't have to clean up after them.

Why did the magician bleach all of his silks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He was practicing white magic...
What was the magician using his temple screen for?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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To hide his temple.

Why do magicians say "Pick a card"?
Father Photius
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Because nobody knows how to shovel a card.

Why would a magician want to make coins disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because he has no dollars...
Why did the magician stop using his change purse?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Because it kept changing his money into marbles.


Why did the magician pour milk into his hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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Because he was out of booze...
What did he change the milk into?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Drew Manning
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Cottage cheese.

I heard Fr. Photius recently wrote a book on card magic. Anyone know what it's called?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
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Your Aces don't mean a thing, without the King.

why did the Magician use a boiled egg in his egg bag routine?
JamesTong
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He didn't want to mess up his egg bag

Why did Fr. Photius write a card magic book instead of "Sucker tricks for idiots"?
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