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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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Because it was time for his palming coins to really pay off.
Why does Dynamike have so many good looking female assistants? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He spends a lot of time blowing them up before every show.
Why did the close-up magician give up close-up for illusions?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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On 2009-03-30 21:16, Father Photius wrote: It helps fights the challenges with the economy. |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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On 2009-03-30 21:16, Father Photius wrote: So he could levitate his income by sawing his bills in half. What is the easiest trick for an audience to figure out? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Dynamike's linking rings trick.
Why is it that Fr. Photius was fooled badly by the aliens when they showed him the "Jupiter drop" vanish and the floating UFO space ship? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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On 2009-03-31 05:03, Dynamike wrote: (ROFL! Too much, Mike!) Because they were using props made of Red Kryptonite. Why did the magician drill a black art well?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He needed ink to draw a picture of Dynamike.
Why did James Tong tie all his silks together?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He needed a place to keep his balls.
Why did James Tong want to make the Kauala Lumpur tower disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because that is where his assistants were expecting to get paid by him.
Who is the best black magician in the world who hangs out on the Café, and has a name that starts with a "D"? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Donald McRonald?
Why does Dynamike have to run from his audiences?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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They want to be paid for watching his performance.
Where does Father Photius keep all his quarters?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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I got a two bit floozie who holds them for me.
Why did the magician insist on performing in a two hole outhouse?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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He wanted a venue that was already stunk up before he started his act
Why are magicians so self-effacing?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because they don't want to be confused with Dynamike.
Why did the magician pour maple syrup over his dove?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he was related to Aunt Dovemima.
What make a person a magician? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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More money than good sense and a high capacity for self delusion
Other than command performances for presidents, what do Dynamike, The Pendragons and Michael Ammar have in common?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Food Stamps.
How did Dynamike get to be the richest magician in Michigan?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He threatened to air his 25 rings linking rings routine on TV 24/7/365 unless he's given regular bookings in Michigan
Why do magicians like fooling everyone with their April Fool's jokes? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because thanks to the masked moron we can no longer fool them with our tricks.
How many balls does James Tong actually have?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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No one has the balls to check and see?
Why is Dynamike the best one to gag members with April Fool? |
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