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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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He's got the longest finger.
Why did the magician add a third chair to his chair suspension?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because Dynamike volunteered and those two chairs cannot take his weight.
Why is it that the April's Fools' jokes on Dynamike is more hilarious than watching a comedy act? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he was using Pamela Anderson.
Why does Dynamike always win first place in magic contest? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he only enters contests at conventions where he is the only one to attend.
Why did Dynamike pick the police chief's pocket?
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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To get a handcuff key for his linking handcuffs routine.
What did Fr. Photius say when he caught his two bit floozie playing with JT's balls?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So he could hide the arrest warrant against him.
What type of magic shows does Photius looks like he can perform? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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I was late at posting two times in a row.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To the floozie: "Hey, careful, those are special balls and cost a lot of money!"
to the show: "I don't know what type of show but it is sure to be a religious experience." Why did the magician wear his coin pail on his head?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is learning the new Miser's Dream routine Dynamike taught him.
How would Dynamike dress up if he is to perform in the Amazon jungles for the tribes there? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because when he go to bed, he wanted to make sure he would have a Misers Dream.
How come professional magicians never catch Dynamike's secrets? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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On 2009-04-01 13:15, JamesTong wrote: He would wear his birthday suit because it was full of females. How come professional magicians never catch Dynamike's secrets? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They are still too busy learning Dynamike's 100 rings routine that incorporate 100 key rings.
Why did Dynamike perform when he was sent to Afganistan by the CIA? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because the audience already caught them.
Why does Dynamike always wear a low cut satin evening gown when he performs?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Whoops Me and Fr. Photius posted at the same time.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because Fr. Photius started the gown trend and Dynamike wants to outdo the trend by the low cut semi transparent satin gown.
Why did Dynamike perform when he was sent to Afganistan by the CIA? (posting the same question above) |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he heard that the Afganistan people won't kill the mentally challenged.
Why did the magicians of the world take up a huge collection to send Dynamike to Afganistan?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Dynamike would be a good candidate to test run the market in Afganistan and also see whether he can make it back in one piece with his contract fees.
Who would Dynamike be performing for when he is in Afganistan? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A herd of diseased camels.
Why does Dynamike think Afganistan is in South America?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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That's because he thinks he can reach there by driving there for only 5 hours.
Why type of responses did Dynamike get from his Afganistan performances? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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On 2009-04-01 13:31, Father Photius wrote: Triple LOL. I bet this is going to be my biggest laugh all week. |
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