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wizardofsorts![]() Special user Chicago, IL 935 Posts ![]() |
Hillary Clinton has actually performed several magic tricks.
The best part of January is? Edd
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harris![]() Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8809 Posts ![]() |
U or Y
What puts Edd out of sorts?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
His yearly sort out.
What puts Harris out of shorts? |
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wizardofsorts![]() Special user Chicago, IL 935 Posts ![]() |
His yearly performance at the "Sun bathers club."
If a magician were elected president, his first action would be? Edd
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
To start a post about it on the Café.
What's the best thing to feed a baby rhino? |
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Magic Enhancer![]() Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts ![]() |
A bad magician.
What did the magician say to the spectator after he accidentally slammed his hand onto a spike during the Smash & Stab?
Robert Haas
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harris![]() Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8809 Posts ![]() |
AFLACK
What was Harris' opening effect at the New Reformed Temple. (after Friday Night Shul and the traditional Chinese Buffet)?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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wizardofsorts![]() Special user Chicago, IL 935 Posts ![]() |
Temple Screen? Temple of Baneras? Coin Star of David? Multiplying menorah? (I could go on...)
A clown car gets into an accident. The police arrive and the officer exclaims ___________! Edd
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harris![]() Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8809 Posts ![]() |
Send out the Clowns...
Where does the Clown clean his Clothes?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts ![]() |
In Tide.. cause it is much to cold Out Tide.
Why does a juggler always steal the show at a magic convention?
Kyle Peron
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
Because their the only ones that can get away with a balls up.
(geez, that was weak) What did the DVD say to the VHS player? |
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts ![]() |
What does VHS stand for... Very Hard to Sell?
What are the top 3 things you should do at a magic convention?
Kyle Peron
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wizardofsorts![]() Special user Chicago, IL 935 Posts ![]() |
1. Make a planned to be booked at a gig that weekend next year.
2. Go prank the Trekkie convention. 3. Learn a new trick, because God knows we each need to know more tricks! The writers strike will end when ____________ promises to never _____________ again.
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
AMPTP/PPDMBA
What's the difference between a helium filled cow and Alfred Hitchcock? |
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harris![]() Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8809 Posts ![]() |
The Profile and one does not make cameo appearances in their films.
Why did the puppet say the cow was for the Birds?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts ![]() |
Because he figured the cow was eating like a bird when he realized he as using Low COW dressing.
(ok ok that was a bit of a stretch... yet still funny. hehe) Why did the cow stare at the scarecrow?
Kyle Peron
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wizardofsorts![]() Special user Chicago, IL 935 Posts ![]() |
He was contemplating the human condition.
Sam Kinison, Lenny Bruce, and Richard Pryor walk into an afterlife bar... Edd
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wizardofsorts![]() Special user Chicago, IL 935 Posts ![]() |
Ok, well I guess my 12 hours are up. What happen, those names scare everyone?
So here is my answer to my own gag. ...and the bartender says, "Welcome to Salt Lake City." New gag: Apples next product release will be? Edd
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magic4u02![]() Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts ![]() |
Ok Edd I guess I am really dumb here but I did not get the Salt Lake City line? hehehe Must just be me lol
Apples next product release will be the iCrate. It doesn't do anything but is a nice plastic bin to throw all your other outdated Apple products in. It will cost them $2 to make but will sell for only $299.99. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... what does a pineapple do?
Kyle Peron
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wizardofsorts![]() Special user Chicago, IL 935 Posts ![]() |
Kyle, none of their material would play in Salt Lake City so they must truly be in Hell.
Answer to Kyle's gag: Keep Pine trees away. If doctor's are afraid of apples what are worms afraid of? Edd
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