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Father Photius
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I actually didn't throw it, I was trying to do Uncle Harry's floating lightbulb and the darn thing got away from me.


Why did the magician turn a bottle of burbon into water?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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I dunno, but he sure was stupid!

Why don't the windmills of Dynamike's mind generate any electric power?
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It is not enough to even light the de-lites bulbs

What do you think Dynamike's magic fantasies are at this point in time?
Drew Manning
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That someday all his lovely blow up assistants will turn into real showgirls Smile

What are the two best times of day to do close up in a bar?

Oh and BTW, I think FP has been studying mentalism. That's the second time he's nailed me with the correct response to my questions Smile
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Father Photius
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When someone is buying drinks for you and when someone is buying drinks for you.


Why did the magician fake his fakini balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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So he can perform his balls routine at a Fakini-only-balls-magic-event

Why are magicians using the ...ini for their professional name?

(Is Fr. Photius already using Photini as his professional name?)
JRob
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They aim low in which early 20th Century magician they wish to be thought of with

Why don't more magicians append -stone to their names?
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Drew Manning
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Too many stoned magicians makes for a lousy show.

Why don't more magicians use "The Great" as part of their name?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

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Dynamike
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Because they do not want to lie.

What makes Dynamike so dynamic?
Larry Bean
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His name.

What makes dynamite so explosive?
Father Photius
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Quote:
On 2009-04-03 00:48, JamesTong wrote:

(Is Fr. Photius already using Photini as his professional name?)


(Photini is a girl's name in Greek, she was the woman at the well. Photius or Photios was patriarch of Constantinople)

He eats a lot of beans.

Why did the magician use palm oil?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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He thought it would make palming easier.

What did he try after palm oil?
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Father Photius
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Greasing the palm of the Matrie 'd

What did the magician give to the rowdy kid for assisting on stage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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A copy of the Dynamike 100 ring routine...
Why did the magician become a psychic?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Because it was better than becoming a psycho.

What did the FISM judges say about Dynamike's 100 ring routine?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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"Dynamike must be the magician in the world. He always win first place with his creativity." (Thanks, Photius)

Who is the only magician that will beat Dynamike in a magic contest?
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What was that 4 year olds name on youtube?...
What happened to the magicians swim trunks during the milk pitcher escape?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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They rode up so tight he now sings soprano

Why was the FISM judge who said, "Wake me when it's over" during a particular act not removed from the panel?
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Drew Manning
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Because they were watching Dynamike.

Whay did Dynamike say to TSA when they refused to let him through security at the airport?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

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Dynamike
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1. "No, that is not one million dollars, that is one million food stamps."
or
2. "Don't make me dial the White House. Ya kno' wha' I'm say'n?"
or
3. "You never seen a black magician before?"

Why is Dynamike talked about the most in this thread?
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