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jay leslie
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Take her out for sushi.

Why did the magician use a borrowed handkerchief?
Doctor Zolar
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Because he was snot going to use his own !


Why are most magicians single?
magicgeorge
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Please refer to the last 155 pages.

Why couldn't the duck solve the rubik's cube?
Father Photius
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Quote:
On 2009-04-05 22:33, magicgeorge wrote:
Please refer to the last 155 pages.


(Best answer posted here to date)

The duck tried to solve it, but he quacked up.

What did the magician find in the bottom of his duck bucket after the show?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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A buck ducket.

What on earth is a buck ducket?
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Father Photius
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Its the business a duck leaves behind in a bucket.

What did the assistant do when it was time to give the duck to the magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Doctor Zolar
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She left town because of the last 155 pages.


Where does David Copperfield get his ducks?



(Photo of DC's duck in its traveling pin.)

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JRob
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Elmer Fudd's Duck Emporium

Why couldn't Elmer Fudd make it as a magician?
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Drew Manning
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He hand a tendancy to want to kill his wabbits.

Which cartoon would make the best magician?
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Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

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magicgeorge
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Harry Flintstone

What do you get if you put a ferret in a washing machine?
Drew Manning
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A wet, angry ferret.

How do you make the ferret happy again?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
Dynamike
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Let him leave Photius' magical gospel lesson.

What would Dynamike be doing if he was not one of the top 10?
magicgeorge
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Some other self-referential twaddle.

How do you get a hamster out of a bottle?
Father Photius
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On 2009-04-06 11:10, magicgeorge wrote:
Harry Flintstone


(ROFL, second best answer given in this thread)
(Mike, I've never done Gospel magic)

Get a hamster out of a bottle!!??? I want to know how the heck you got him in?

Who was the stoneage equivalent of Houdini?
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MikeHMagic
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Stone Hengdini

Where did the hamster go after getting outta the bottle?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bill Ligon
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Looking for the guy who put him in the bottle.

What was he carrying?
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Father Photius
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A cork screw.

Why did the magician have a flushing toilet under his darkwell?
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JamesTong
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His hamster had diarrhea and incontinence

How many hamsters can the magician load in his body?
Bill Ligon
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I won't touch that one!
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Drew Manning
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James, that one might have been the thread killer. Good luck trying to get someone to touch that one Smile
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
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