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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts 
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One.... but the hamster is very unhappy and Dynamike has a huge smile on his face! (The only huge thing he can really claim)
Why did the magician refuse to perform...... OK.......... let's all wait till we stop laughing. Are we done? May I continue? Good. Why did the magician refuse to perform at the clowns picnic?
Jay Leslie
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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He didn't want to see his signature effect botched to the point of exposure at a church social next day
Why did the magician give up on learning the hamster dance?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He was too busy being suspicious that something funny was going on at the clowns' picnic.
Why did cannibal magicians refuse to eat clowns?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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Because he couldn't get Dynamike to give him the hamster back.
Why do pick on such a nice young man like Dynamike, so much?
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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Alright, who just left me an anonymous message on my answering machine that said,
"Because he is open to suggestion ....... and ........ hamsters. That's wrong..... funny, but wrong.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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(Darn wish I had your phone number so I could claim to be the guilty party)
Because if we don't pick on him, he thinks we don't like him. Why did the magician hire a hit man to visit Dynamike?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Because they taste funny. No, no, dang it! That was the cannibals and clowns answer!
Because she was embarrassed to hit on him herself. What did the hit man say to Dynamike?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Go ahead, do your ring routine, make my day.
What did animal control officer cite the magician for?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Doctor Zolar Regular user El Paso TX 131 Posts
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Cruelty to Abbotts.
Why does the bald magician carry his hare in his hat? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17211 Posts
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He has to do something with all that extra room under there..
Why did the vent trade his doll in for a lotta bowl?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Cos why spend all your money on some dummy when you haven't a pot to p*** in..
What did the apple say to the doughnut? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8713 Posts
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Hey man, can I borrow some bread?
Why is Dave not here?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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No, It's me Dave....
What item is Jay "The Man" Leslie building for Dynamike right now?
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Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24138 Posts
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Because Copperfield is not here.
What support has Dynamike given us in magic? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24138 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-04-07 12:35, Drew Manning wrote: The illusion that's made for the best illusionist in the world because Jay is trying to get Dynamike to hire him to work for pesos. (Thanks, Drew) What support has Dynamike given us in magic? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Only support Dynamike has is a used athletic supporter.
Why did the magician buy 10 television sets?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8713 Posts
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Cause he wanted to watch the X men.
What magic trick does Wolverine like.
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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Scratch and sniff magic.
Why does the illusionist carry his illusion on his back?
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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So when the time comes he can get back to it.
Why do magicians zealously guard their coins?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8713 Posts
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Because the are ZeaLottas.
Who did they get to help guard the coins?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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