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jay leslie
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One.... but the hamster is very unhappy and Dynamike has a huge smile on his face! (The only huge thing he can really claim)

Why did the magician refuse to perform...... OK.......... let's all wait till we stop laughing.

Are we done? May I continue? Good.

Why did the magician refuse to perform at the clowns picnic?
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He didn't want to see his signature effect botched to the point of exposure at a church social next day

Why did the magician give up on learning the hamster dance?
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Father Photius
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He was too busy being suspicious that something funny was going on at the clowns' picnic.

Why did cannibal magicians refuse to eat clowns?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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Because he couldn't get Dynamike to give him the hamster back.

Why do pick on such a nice young man like Dynamike, so much?
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Alright, who just left me an anonymous message on my answering machine that said,
"Because he is open to suggestion ....... and ........ hamsters.

That's wrong..... funny, but wrong.
Father Photius
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(Darn wish I had your phone number so I could claim to be the guilty party)

Because if we don't pick on him, he thinks we don't like him.

Why did the magician hire a hit man to visit Dynamike?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because they taste funny. No, no, dang it! That was the cannibals and clowns answer!

Because she was embarrassed to hit on him herself.

What did the hit man say to Dynamike?
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Father Photius
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Go ahead, do your ring routine, make my day.


What did animal control officer cite the magician for?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Cruelty to Abbotts.



Why does the bald magician carry his hare in his hat?
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He has to do something with all that extra room under there..
Why did the vent trade his doll in for a lotta bowl?...
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Cos why spend all your money on some dummy when you haven't a pot to p*** in..

What did the apple say to the doughnut?
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Hey man, can I borrow some bread?

Why is Dave not here?
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No, It's me Dave....

What item is Jay "The Man" Leslie building for Dynamike right now?
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Because Copperfield is not here.

What support has Dynamike given us in magic?
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Quote:
On 2009-04-07 12:35, Drew Manning wrote:
No, It's me Dave....

What item is Jay "The Man" Leslie building for Dynamike right now?

The illusion that's made for the best illusionist in the world because Jay is trying to get Dynamike to hire him to work for pesos. (Thanks, Drew)

What support has Dynamike given us in magic?
Father Photius
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Only support Dynamike has is a used athletic supporter.

Why did the magician buy 10 television sets?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Cause he wanted to watch the X men.

What magic trick does Wolverine like.
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jay leslie
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Scratch and sniff magic.
Why does the illusionist carry his illusion on his back?
Father Photius
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So when the time comes he can get back to it.


Why do magicians zealously guard their coins?
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Because the are ZeaLottas.

Who did they get to help guard the coins?
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