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A change bag to make hard boiled eggs into colored eggs.

Why is it bad luck to stand on a trap door?
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I've never had any problems with trap dooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrsssssss.


Why did the magician wear a purple tuxedo to his gig?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He decided not to wear the pink one.

How did the magician conceal the trap door so the audience can never see it?
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He used black (hole) art.

Why was the 5 year old assistant hopping around on stage?
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Because they served too much kool-aid with the cake.

Why did the ventriloquist bury his dummy?
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The dummy kept reminding him of the mistakes he is making during the performances.

Why did the magician unable to produce an orange color live rabbit from the changing bag?
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Because it was a green change bag and everybody knows that green and orange don't go together.

Why did the ventriloquist make the dummy take speech therapy?
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So that the therapist does not realise he is the one wanting the speech therapy.

Why is the ventriloquist talking to the chair when he is alone at home?
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The couch wouldn't answer him..
Why did the magician do 4 shows on Easter?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because he had a very robust system to get shows.

Why did the lazy magician sit and type when he should have been standing & sawing wood?
Father Photius
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He was typecast.

Why did the magician hide jellybeans in his assistant's luggage?
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jay leslie
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Moose eggs wouldn't fit.

What did the magician say when the vanishing bird cage got stuck?
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I knew I should have done Dynamike's 100 ring routine instead.

What did the magician do when the creepy kid cut the magician's finger while assisting with a cut & restored rope routine?
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Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
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Is that a trick question?

what's the difference between a jellybean and a Moose egg?
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How should I know? Haven't seen a moose egg before ... anyone seen that before? There are two types of eggs I have seen ... easter eggs and the giraffe's eggs.

Why must the magician restore the rope he has just cut into two?
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If he doesn't he is soon at the end of his rope.

(Moose eggs look just like giraffe eggs, only they have fewer spots)


Why did the magician weld the key ring together?
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Drew Manning
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To put an end to Dynamike's career.

Why didn't the welder weld all Dynamike's rings together?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

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JamesTong
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He not only weld them together but also into one big block. So Dynamike would stop coming back to him. That's because he is so sick and tired of having Dynamike coming to him to cut open another key ... has been doing that for the past 100 times.

Why is Dynamike so crazy over his 100 rings routine?
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He went insane coming up with it, so he figures if it made him crazy, he might as well be crazy about it.

What happened when the magician ran out of new Dynamike jokes?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

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Is that a trick question?

What's blue and smells of jelly?
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