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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Because he wanted to ride with the second Tonto.
Why did the magician refuse to flush?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is setting up a prediction effect inside it.
Why did the magician claimed he spoke to Howard Thurston two nights ago? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he was living in 1933.
What did the magician bring to his high school reunion?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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His GED
What does a Magician and a preacher have in common |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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They could both open Psychic Hotlines at 4 dollars a minute but are too honest.
Why do clowns wear wigs?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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They think they look like some magicians and their bad toupees
Why did the magician make his ex-wife re-appear? |
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Eric Woods Regular user Kansas City 115 Posts
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To try out his new Head Chopper.
Why did the magician go to the opera? |
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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He needed some sleep before his next show.
Why did the magician go to the confessional before each show?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To confess that he did not have enough practice and rehearsal for each show and hope that the confession will clear his conscience that he is the best magician in the world.
Why did the magician look so sad after a performance? |
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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He noticed the paycheck was a two party, post dated, out of state, starter check.
Why did the birthday kid hit the magician in the family jewels. |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Someone told him that it was fake.
Why did the magician feel so happy after a performance even though he is not paid for that? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Because James Tong was there to help give him some feedback on his candle & silk work
What happened when the magician took JT's advice?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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He burned a hole in a perfectly good silk.
Why did the magician hame his bunny "Spot"?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Because that is what he left everywhere he was set down.
Why are "hare" and "hair" so different, yet so the same? |
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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All Hare's have Hairs ...But not all Hairs are found on Hare's
How are a magician and a Doorman alike? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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They both will do anything for a tip.
Why did the magician change all the typefaces on his promo material?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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It was time for a "BOLD" change.
What did the magician say to the arresting officer.
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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"You can change your mind at any point...."
What do you call a magician who is also a police officer? |
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Eric Woods Regular user Kansas City 115 Posts
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You call him anything he asks you to.
Why did the magician take his doves to the supermarket? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because he took them to the film festival the day befor and it bored them
What's the difference between a magiciN nd a cocnut? It feels Good to be back after my 5 day hospital stay with no internet ARRRRRRRGH
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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