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joseph
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A coconut can't deliver pizzas...
Why did the magician start making balloon animals?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Gary Shelton
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He wanted to make "Inflation" work for him

Why did the Magician kick the mime?
Larry Bean
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I'm digging enough holes for
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The mime didn't say not to.

Why don't mimes talk?
Eric Woods
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They won't say.

What is the difference between a mentalist and a park bench?
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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The park bench scored higher on the IQ test.

Why did the mentalist cross the road?
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Gary Shelton
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The other side looked less likely to be gimmicked

Why did the Rabbit kill the dove?
Father Photius
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The dove accused the rabbit of being a mentalist.


Why did the mentalist take up ventriloquism?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Gary Shelton
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So his audience could hear the same voices he claimed too

What do a Politician, a Lawyer and a quick change artist have in common?
Father Photius
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They all can change in an instant when it is profitable to them.

Why did the magician start using a mop for a magic wand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MagikDavid
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He wanted to clean up his act.

Why did the magician steal the janitor's mop bucket.
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
Mr Rubiks
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He had a dirty act.

What do you call a dislexic mentalist?
Father Photius
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A dnim redaer.

What do you call wet magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MagikDavid
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The Amazing Spills-a-lota.

What did the magician say to the singing barber?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
Gary Shelton
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Last time I saw you we were in Seville

What did the thumb tip say to the sixth finger?
Eric Woods
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I got to hand it to ya...

Why did the neighbors have the magician arrested?
JRob
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They overheard him tell somebody that he was going to make his girlfriend disappear

Why was the magician's wife underwhelmed by his anniversary present on their 25th anniv.?
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MagikDavid
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She knew that she'd be the one to care for, feed, and clean up after the dove.

Why was the magician underwhelmed with her gift to him on their anniversary?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
Father Photius
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How's he going to fit a $25,000 women's diamond ring into his act.

Why did the magician sell his car?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Eric Woods
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To get gas money!

Why did the magician buy a new suit?
MikeHMagic
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Because his tails didn't suit him

Why did the magican name his dog "Shecky"?
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