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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts 
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He wouldn't answer to Nostradamus...
Who did the magician see in the back of the audience?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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A baptist... They always sit in the back row
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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Cleveland. (sorry... couldn't resist the inside joke)
What did the magician say to St. Peter at the pearly gates?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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"Don't look now, but I think I'm standing over the trap door"
What did St. Peter say to the magician who wanted to show him his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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We got people here that worked for the first Caesar's palace and you wanna perform a Lion act?
What the magician say back to St. Peter? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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I swear my act is good, I'm not lion to ya!
Why did the magician insist on wearing green socks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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Father Photius you of all people should know ...it was St. Patrick's day!
What did the juggler say to the thief? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Toss that over here.
Why did the magician paint the statue of liberty black?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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To make it disappear at night.
Why did he tie two white parachutes together and hang them from the torch of the Statue of Liberty?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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So no one would notice he had painted her!
Why did the juggler refuse to date any left handed women? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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(I was hoping someone would say "So he could do the 20th Century Parachutes or maybe the "Huge Bra Trick.")
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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(yes that would have been better)
Now answer the question! |
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Eric Woods Regular user Kansas City 115 Posts
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Anyone in there "right mind" would know better.
What did the juggler say to the drunk? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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I'll toss up the bottles, but don't you toss anything up on my shoes.
Why did the magician buy a blue Lincoln Continental?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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To complete his new "Car Blendo" act.
Why did the magician take his rubber chicken to the massage parlor (keep it clean.)
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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To get all the kinks out from doing the funky chicken.
Why did the magician buy a second rubber chicken?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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His number one Rubber Chicken was at the massage parlor
Why did the Rubber chicken walk out on the magician? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To get a life ... at least something is better out there than the massage parlor.
Why did the magician not use Rubber Ducks to replace the Rubber Chickens? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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He got a threatening letter from Sesame Street's Ernie and PETRD (People for the Ethical Treatment of Rubber Duckies)
Why did PETRD reject the magician's explanation that "no rubber birds are harmed I'm my act?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they thought his explanation was a stretch.
Why did the magician start using rubber snakes in his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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