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MagikDavid
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Sorry, disregard my last post
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
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She kept making all his money vanish.

Why did the magician hate tomato soup?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Gary Shelton
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No one knows but the hatred had stewed for a long time

Why did the kid run from the Juggler?
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The chainsaws and bowling balls were getting too close to him...
Why did the shirt pulling gag go wrong?...
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Father Photius
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Because the shirt was tattooed on.

Why did the mentalist stop betting on the ponies?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MagikDavid
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Because his favorite horse, 'KRESKIN'S LAMENT' lost to a long-shot named, 'JUGGLER'S DELIMA.'

Why did the magician join a nudist camp.
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
JRob
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He had misunderstood the old adage about artists having to go through hard times

Why was the same magician expelled from the nudist camp?
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Gary Shelton
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Toppit location

Why did the rabbit beg to be part of the show?
Father Photius
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Because it beat being a part of dinner.

Why couldn't the escape artist get out of his locked garage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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His wife held the key until the oil was changed...
Why did the magician practice his magic in the garage?...
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MagikDavid
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Anything was better than changing the oil in his wife's Kia.

Why did the magician refuse to use bait on his fishing trip with a mentalist?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
Father Photius
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He was afraid the mentalist would fall for it hook, line and sinker.

Why did the mentalist study opra?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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It was more his 'aria"...
Why did the magician forget his patter lines?...
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Gary Shelton
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He saw the magician who wrote them in the audience

Why do clowns run when they see a Doctor?
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The Doctor is holding a GIANT needle

Why do clowns paint their faces with all kinds of funny colors?
Father Photius
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Because nobody would laugh at them if they painted their faces with unfunny colors.

Why does Oprah need a mentalist?
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Her fortune teller advised her to...
Why did the audience walk out on the magician?...
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MagikDavid
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They mistakenly thought they were at a Greatful Dead concert.
Why did the magician refuse to go on the Oprah show?
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He was not invited to perform there so he boycotted all of Oprah's shows.

Why did the magician added the flea circus into his performance and it has nothing to do with magic?
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He wanted to start again from scratch.

You see what I did there? From "scratch" like what you do to a flea bite. You scratch it and I said "from scratch". You see? Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I'm going to go and kill myself.

How many rabbits can you fit into a bungalow?
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