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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts 
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Sorry, disregard my last post
One good thing about being wrong...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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She kept making all his money vanish.
Why did the magician hate tomato soup?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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No one knows but the hatred had stewed for a long time
Why did the kid run from the Juggler? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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The chainsaws and bowling balls were getting too close to him...
Why did the shirt pulling gag go wrong?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because the shirt was tattooed on.
Why did the mentalist stop betting on the ponies?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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Because his favorite horse, 'KRESKIN'S LAMENT' lost to a long-shot named, 'JUGGLER'S DELIMA.'
Why did the magician join a nudist camp.
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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He had misunderstood the old adage about artists having to go through hard times
Why was the same magician expelled from the nudist camp?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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Toppit location
Why did the rabbit beg to be part of the show? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because it beat being a part of dinner.
Why couldn't the escape artist get out of his locked garage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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His wife held the key until the oil was changed...
Why did the magician practice his magic in the garage?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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Anything was better than changing the oil in his wife's Kia.
Why did the magician refuse to use bait on his fishing trip with a mentalist?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He was afraid the mentalist would fall for it hook, line and sinker.
Why did the mentalist study opra?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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It was more his 'aria"...
Why did the magician forget his patter lines?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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He saw the magician who wrote them in the audience
Why do clowns run when they see a Doctor? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The Doctor is holding a GIANT needle
Why do clowns paint their faces with all kinds of funny colors? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because nobody would laugh at them if they painted their faces with unfunny colors.
Why does Oprah need a mentalist?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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Her fortune teller advised her to...
Why did the audience walk out on the magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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They mistakenly thought they were at a Greatful Dead concert.
Why did the magician refuse to go on the Oprah show?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He was not invited to perform there so he boycotted all of Oprah's shows.
Why did the magician added the flea circus into his performance and it has nothing to do with magic? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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He wanted to start again from scratch.
You see what I did there? From "scratch" like what you do to a flea bite. You scratch it and I said "from scratch". You see? Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I'm going to go and kill myself. How many rabbits can you fit into a bungalow? |
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