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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts 
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Do we need to check the pockets for sponge balls again?
Why did Mac King sell his plaid suit?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He lost interest in playing chess.
What kind of suit did he buy to replace the plaid one?
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Eric Woods Regular user Kansas City 115 Posts
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Checkered.
Why did he buy the checkered suit? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he had a checkered past.
Why does Mac King prefer to use fig newtons for bait over worms?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
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He was out of Oreos...
What did he catch with the magic fig newtons?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 298 Posts
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A trophy-size plaid-bellied FigFish.
What did the magician say to the officer when he was pulled over for speeding?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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I'm not the driver, it is my friend here...Harvey.
What did the magician keep on his flash drive?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Doctor Zolar Regular user El Paso TX 133 Posts
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"Pick a car, any car, and you picked MINE ?"
or... "I have 8 wallets with me and I forgot the one with my Driver's License." How does the magician pay his traffic tickets? |
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Doctor Zolar Regular user El Paso TX 133 Posts
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I will answer that:
What did the magician keep on his flash drive? Flash paper. Now back to: How does the magician pay his traffic tickets? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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With a bill switch.
Why did the magician kiss a pig in his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Doctor Zolar Regular user El Paso TX 133 Posts
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So he won't give him a ticket the next time he is caught speeding.
(I know that is sick) Why do clowns wear BIG SHOES ? |
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 298 Posts
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They don't... their shoes are normal size... their bodies are just small.
Why does a clown wear a red ball on his nose?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He lost all the black ones so he has to make do with the red ball.
Why does a clown look so funny when he is working? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
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He doesn't want to be mistaken for a magician...
Why did the magician drive 400 miles to do a show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... and found out that his show was cancelled after he reached there.
Why did the magician do since he is already there? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Went to a magic shop and spent 900 dollars.
Why did the magician carry a cobra in his pocket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
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Because he had $900 worth of magic in his other one...
Why did the magicians cobra get mad at him?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Doctor Zolar Regular user El Paso TX 133 Posts
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Living in a basket with playing cards is no life for a cobra.
What does a magician call a town with no magic shop? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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A reason to keep moving along without stopping
Why do magicians spend more time than money in magic shops??
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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Doctor Zolar Regular user El Paso TX 133 Posts
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Time is cheap when you are not working.
Why are Top Hats real name ... Opera Hats? |
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