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Father Photius
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Do we need to check the pockets for sponge balls again?

Why did Mac King sell his plaid suit?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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He lost interest in playing chess.

What kind of suit did he buy to replace the plaid one?
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Eric Woods
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Checkered.

Why did he buy the checkered suit?
Father Photius
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Because he had a checkered past.

Why does Mac King prefer to use fig newtons for bait over worms?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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He was out of Oreos...
What did he catch with the magic fig newtons?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
MagikDavid
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A trophy-size plaid-bellied FigFish.

What did the magician say to the officer when he was pulled over for speeding?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
Father Photius
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I'm not the driver, it is my friend here...Harvey.

What did the magician keep on his flash drive?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Doctor Zolar
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"Pick a car, any car, and you picked MINE ?"

or... "I have 8 wallets with me and I forgot the one with my Driver's License."


How does the magician pay his traffic tickets?
Doctor Zolar
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I will answer that:
What did the magician keep on his flash drive?

Flash paper.


Now back to:
How does the magician pay his traffic tickets?
Father Photius
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With a bill switch.

Why did the magician kiss a pig in his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Doctor Zolar
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So he won't give him a ticket the next time he is caught speeding.

(I know that is sick)


Why do clowns wear BIG SHOES ?
MagikDavid
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They don't... their shoes are normal size... their bodies are just small.

Why does a clown wear a red ball on his nose?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
JamesTong
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He lost all the black ones so he has to make do with the red ball.

Why does a clown look so funny when he is working?
joseph
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He doesn't want to be mistaken for a magician...
Why did the magician drive 400 miles to do a show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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... and found out that his show was cancelled after he reached there.

Why did the magician do since he is already there?
Father Photius
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Went to a magic shop and spent 900 dollars.

Why did the magician carry a cobra in his pocket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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Because he had $900 worth of magic in his other one...
Why did the magicians cobra get mad at him?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Doctor Zolar
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Living in a basket with playing cards is no life for a cobra.


What does a magician call a town with no magic shop?
JRob
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A reason to keep moving along without stopping

Why do magicians spend more time than money in magic shops??
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Time is cheap when you are not working.

Why are Top Hats real name ... Opera Hats?
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