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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts 
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Deoderant?
Why is Kyle so awesome?
Robert Haas
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wizardofsorts Special user Chicago, IL 936 Posts
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I think reply 500 killed the thread. It was more then it could handle.
Pleas submit your (comedy)eulogy for the Gag Tag thread. My eulogy will be coming, I have to reflect on the life of Gag Tag before I can write. Edd
Edd Fairman, Wizard of Sorts is a corporate magician available for your next trade show, hospitality suite, client luncheon, or company event. http://www.wizardofsorts.com
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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So um Edd are you saying I am not awesome or people just can not limit themselves to just 1 answer? lol
answer: why is Kyle so awesome..... 8000+ posts says he is. hehehe If a mime were forced to talk.. what is the first thing he would say?
Kyle Peron
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Could someone let me out of this !@#$%^& invisible box.
Give a sentence with the word eulogy in it. |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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My grandfather had a background in studying elephant urine. His study in eulogy really helped us when we got stung by a jellyfish....
What did the gerbil say to the hamster?
Robert Haas
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sean_mh Loyal user 229 Posts
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Oil your &^$^$#@$%# wheel!
What does a magician have for breakfast? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Toast by Rodger Lovins, Cereal Killer by Nick Lakin, and a milk pitcher. And, to season, some woofle dust and slush powder.
What did the magician have for dinner?
Robert Haas
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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A Topsy Turvy Bottle of Wine. A Sponge cake served in a flaming dove pan. And for a main course he had some really crazy meal consisting of an orange, lemon, egg and a canary.
Why do magicians like to wear black?
Kyle Peron
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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They are in mourning for their lost sense of humour.
Why do Matt Colman's lightbulbs keep popping out? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Because they're full of milk.
What did the cheap magician get for Christmas?
Robert Haas
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2193 Posts
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Gag Tag in manuscript form. "Gag Tag - the bedroom magicians guide to entertaining the mirror, and the mirror alone."
My dog's got no dictionary. How does he spell? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Terrible.
What's brown and sounds like a bell? |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2193 Posts
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Dung.
A blind man walks into a fishmongers and says... |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Hello Ladies!
Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes? |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2193 Posts
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Cause if they danced on there heads they'd be break dancers.
What looks and smells like oxygen but is actually invisible? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Oxygen.
What's blue and doesn't fit? |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2193 Posts
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A suffocating man being forced into a jam jar.
How many monkeys can you get in a bus? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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3 in the subtrunk and two in a dove pan.
What do you call a man with a penguin on his head? |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2193 Posts
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Under the "Wetter"!!
How many penguins does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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2 would be efishent but it's gotta be good for 6 months.
What do you get if you cross a lightbulb with a horse? |
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