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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Once every 4.6 years.
How can you tell if Mac King has been in your cookie jar?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Doctor Zolar Regular user El Paso TX 151 Posts
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........ You are correct sir !
How can you tell if Mac King has been in your cookie jar? Answer: All the cookies are broken. What's plaid and has cookie crumbs all over it? |
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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A plaid cookie sheet.
Why did Max Maven add a clown to his act?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Bill Malone needed work...
Why did Maven call his dvd set "Nothing"?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because that is what he was thinking of at the time. (Sorry, Max is a friend, couldn't go for the obvious)
(And plaid and covered with cookie crumbs (esp. fig newton crumbs) is Mac King's suit.) How can you tell if your wife is wearing Pam Thompson's (and company) dress?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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There are big holes in it, where silks used to be.
(Yes Fr Photius, Mac King's suit was the obvious answer... but I liked the plaid cookie sheet answer better.) Why did Gay Blackstone NOT invite James Tong to perform at Masters Of Illusion?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because she is such a lady who loves magic and knew people would rip off his act if it were on TV.
Why did Mark Wilson not make Rebo's car reappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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The Repo man already took the Rebo car..
Why couldn't Mark Wilson steal Rebo's watch?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Too late. Rebo just sold his watch.
Why do creepy kids sometimes became magicians after watching kids shows performed by those really bad magicians? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because they know they can do better.
Why did Jay make a 10 ring set with no key ring?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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He didn't know the secret...
What did the bratty kid do to the magicians linking rings?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He ran away with a free set of linking rings.
Why do magicians prefer to perform for a group of ladies instead of a group of creepy kids? |
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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Because ladies are much easier to fool than creepy kids.
Why did Fr. Photius refuse to use a topit in his act?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he is a man who always wants to get to the bottom of things.
What did the magician say when a ferret ran up his pants leg?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He couldn't say anything accept for ...... (fill in the blanks)
Why did the magician has a panic attack suddenly in his act? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because a ferret ran up his leg.
How many clown noses does it take to do a decent sponge ball routine?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Fr. Photius can do a decent sponge ball routine even without any clown nose.
What kind of magic routine would Fr. Photius do with clown noses? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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2 in the hand - 1 in the nostril.
What other kind of magic routine would Fr. Photius do with clown noses? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The amazing floating clown nose light bulb trick, the clown nose in a vanishing bird cage, the incredible zig-zag clown nose illusion...
Why did the magician have big feet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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He took after his mother's side of the family.
Why did the magician quit his day job?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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