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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Because he was making more money delivering pizza at night than he was doing magic at birthday parties in the day.
Why did the magician paint his elephant plaid?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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So he could hide it in his bed.
Where did the magician get his flat rabbit?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The rabbit regretted sleeping with the magician.
Why did the magician dance with his cane and not his wife? |
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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The cane had that 'stick' figure that his wife once had.
What did Houdini say when he escaped from the milk can?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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He mistook it for a supermodel.
What's green and chewy? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Oops
Going to the store. I'm out of milk. What's still green and chewy? |
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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A rubber cucumber.
Why did the magician refuse to perform at a comedy club?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17339 Posts
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He's allergic to tomatoes...
What did the magician do with the matchbook?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He made an ash of himself.
What did the magician say when he sat on his fakini balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8751 Posts
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This is shell.
Where does the magician get his petrol/gas?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17339 Posts
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From the neighbors tank...
Why did the magician stop performing coin tricks?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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They caught him taking gas from his neighbors tank and the warden doesn't allow coins on D block.
What trick are magicians on D block allowed to use?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Miser's dream: it's all in the clink.
Why did the magician spread the pack the wrong way up? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he didn't know the right way down.
How did the magician load the elephant into the trunk of his car?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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With a large elephant load... (which, by the way, is what the elephant left in his car trunk.)
Why did the magician have to make an emergency run to the laundromat after his show?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8751 Posts
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He left the birds in the suits he dryeled.
Why did the magician use bounce sheets instead of hankerchiefs?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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#1 - They smell better.... #2 - Less chance of finding snot inside.
Why did the ventriloquist purchase a separate seat for his dummy on the plane?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He doesn't want to sit right next to the mentalist.
What do you get when you cross (breed) a mentalist, a ventiloguist and an escape artist? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17339 Posts
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A lot of gigs...
How did the escape artists wife trap him?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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She hid his set of lock picks.
Why did the magician stop using the Vanishing Birdcage effect?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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