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Father Photius
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Because he was making more money delivering pizza at night than he was doing magic at birthday parties in the day.

Why did the magician paint his elephant plaid?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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So he could hide it in his bed.

Where did the magician get his flat rabbit?
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The rabbit regretted sleeping with the magician.

Why did the magician dance with his cane and not his wife?
MagikDavid
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The cane had that 'stick' figure that his wife once had.

What did Houdini say when he escaped from the milk can?
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He mistook it for a supermodel.

What's green and chewy?
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Oops

Going to the store. I'm out of milk.

What's still green and chewy?
MagikDavid
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A rubber cucumber.

Why did the magician refuse to perform at a comedy club?
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He's allergic to tomatoes...
What did the magician do with the matchbook?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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He made an ash of himself.

What did the magician say when he sat on his fakini balls?
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This is shell.

Where does the magician get his petrol/gas?
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From the neighbors tank...
Why did the magician stop performing coin tricks?...
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Father Photius
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They caught him taking gas from his neighbors tank and the warden doesn't allow coins on D block.

What trick are magicians on D block allowed to use?
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Miser's dream: it's all in the clink.

Why did the magician spread the pack the wrong way up?
Father Photius
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Because he didn't know the right way down.

How did the magician load the elephant into the trunk of his car?
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With a large elephant load... (which, by the way, is what the elephant left in his car trunk.)

Why did the magician have to make an emergency run to the laundromat after his show?
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He left the birds in the suits he dryeled.

Why did the magician use bounce sheets instead of hankerchiefs?
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MagikDavid
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#1 - They smell better.... #2 - Less chance of finding snot inside.

Why did the ventriloquist purchase a separate seat for his dummy on the plane?
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JamesTong
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He doesn't want to sit right next to the mentalist.

What do you get when you cross (breed) a mentalist, a ventiloguist and an escape artist?
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A lot of gigs...
How did the escape artists wife trap him?...
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She hid his set of lock picks.

Why did the magician stop using the Vanishing Birdcage effect?
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