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Father Photius
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Because there was no way it could have been a frog.


Why did the magician store his props in a box labeled "Sewing Supplies"?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He was hoping that his wife would accidentally knit him a new foulard for his zombie act.

Why did the clown get kicked out of the gambling casino?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
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They suspected that he was up to something funny.

Why did the magician stick his wand behind his ear?
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So he can easily grab the final load potato...
Why did the magician buy a pink wand?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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He had no choice as that was the only one left.

Why did the magician place his final load balls inside the cuff of his trousers?
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To give the tiger something to play with..
Why couldn't the magician palm a card?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because he wasn't a card carrying magician.

How did the 13 year old magic newbie try to soften his coins?
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JamesTong
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Soak it in his mother's washing machine with softener.

How does the 13 year old kid deal with his audiences that consist of creepy kids?
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He just became one of the crowd.


Why couldn't the magician clergyman unlink the bride and grooms linked wedding rings?
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He was looking for an open key and could not find it.

What did the magician do when his vanishing radio got stuck halfway?
Father Photius
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He was foced to listen to Tejano music until the battery went dead.

How is a hat trick in baseball like a hat trick in magic?
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Nobody wants to see the magic one more than twice.

How do you know if there is a pack of cards in your fridge?
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Your wife is screaming "Who put a *&^%$#$@%% pack of cards in the refrigerator!"

What color do cards turn if left in the refrigerator for two weeks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Trick question, you know darn well you could never leave them in there that long

what magicians should be cast in the remake of "Revenge of the Nerds?"
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Father Photius
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Every freaking one of them.

Why did the magician vanish the mouse but not the computer?
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JamesTong
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He still need the computer to log in here to post.

Why did the audience believe that the latex dove is really a real dove?
MagicBus
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Because he kissed it before putting it in his vanishing bird cage.

What was blended in the very first Blendo?
JamesTong
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It was actually a freak accident that created the first blendo.

Why was the latex dove invented?
MagicBus
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As a spokesanimal for Trojan. So it can better read the Goodyear Times. Nah, not really- it was because The Prestige exposed what really happened to non-latex birds.

Why is it a civil infraction in some states to use a silk poke?
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Because they believe it is cruelty to animals since it is made from a sow's ear.

Why did the magician stuff his assistant into a squared circle while trying to cross the border?
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