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A Clydesdale that drinks bud light.

Where does fruit go to sweat?
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A saunana or a humplum (Vegetables obviously go to Swedeish Baths).

Where do aubergines go on holiday?
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To the egg plant.

What sound does an explosive monkey make?
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"Hello dear,I'm Michael Winner"

What's pink and blue and hides in cabbage patches?
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A cold flamingo.


How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
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Get your fairy godmother to coach the cracks out.

What did the sparrow say to the teabag?
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"If I'm going to be the early bird I'd rather have a coffee"

Why are bananas bent?
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Same place Harpo keeps his cutlery.

What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a sideboard?
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A snappy dresser.

What do you call a Clysdale that drinks bud light?
Corona Smith
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What is a Clysdale?
Magic Enhancer
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Robert Haas
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A racing horse.

If it drink bud Light, then it is a racing horse who drinks crappy beer.

What is a magician's favorite beer?
Robert Haas
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Anyone that you can get a quarter into.

What is a magician's favorite food?
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Stew and Dumplings.

What did the magician do to the magician with what magicians prop down at the magician's magic shop, whilst some magicians watched?
THEGUY26 (Will Swanson)
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He did a lecture on the wand twirl.

What happens if you eat flash paper followed by rubber cement?
sean_mh
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You bounce back in a flash and stick the landing!

What did the close-up artist say to the stage magician?
wizardofsorts
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Your's is so much bigger than mine.

Why do magicians seem to be only able to write jokes about magicians?

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Because do we really have any other life outside of magic?

What is the one thing you can do to guarentee a standing ovation?
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A stand for your guitar.(Ovation that is)

What do you call a 5 string guitar?
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wizardofsorts
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The forgotten child of a guitar and a banjo, it's name, the Guitanjo.

If Harris ran the DMV the first day he would ________?

Edd
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Change his drivers license picture so it looked like he had hair?? (lol..sorry bud)

If Magic Enhancer ran the DMV the first day, he would ___________? (Hopefully you can get back to me in time Harris!)
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