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Had a picnic.

What did the magician hide in his flashpot?
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(Answer for the post just before Fr. Photius post)

He challenged Ricky Jay (who was in the audience) to shoot some cards at the melon and not knowing that a large number of the audience learnt from Ricky, thousands of cards were flying towards him.

Why did Gazzo appear a melon and not a durian as his finale for his cups and balls act?
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Ooops me and Fr. Photius had a simultaneous post. I'll answer Fr. Photius gag question and then use mine later.

Fr. Photius's question - What did the magician hide in his flashpot?

Answer - Slush powder

Why did Gazzo appear a melon and not a durian as his finale for his cups and balls act?
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Because he didn't know what a durian was.



Why did the magician paint his elephant's toenails blue?
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To match the elephant silk holder that is used to hide it.

Why did the magician regret appearing a mouse immediately after the elephant production?
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Because the elephant grabbed the magician with its trunk and used him to beat the mouse with.


What did the magician say to the bartender when he couldn't pay for his drink?
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All my money is tied up in this Extreme Burn trick...
What did the magician buy in the flower shop?...
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Feather flowers!

What did the magician do when he had a small lucky win at Las Vegas?
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He bought food..
Where in Vegas did the magician perform?...
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At the magic shop showing off his ACR.

Why did the magician refuse to leave Las Vegas?
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Because he couldn't afford a bus ticket and it was a long walk home.

Why did the magician perform the "think a drink" routine at an AA meeting?
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Because the effect was staggering...
Why did the magician take a taxi to his next show?...
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Because he vanished his car as a finale to his last show, and didn't know now to bring it back.

When the magician vanished the horse, what was left?
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Something soft, wet, slimy and smells aweful.

What happened when Siegfreid and Roy crosses a white tiger with an elephant?
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Nobody knows what to call it, but it sleeps anywhere it wants.

Why didn't the pharoah know how to faro shuffle?
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He does not need to because with a snap of his fingers someone will be doing it for him.

Why did the magician spend so much time practicing so many kinds of card shuffles?
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Because he heard that idle hands were the devil's workshop.

What kind of magic did Indiana Jones need to get out of the Temple of Doom?
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The Temple Screen, and rice bowls...
Why didn't the magician tip the waitress?...
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She didn't laugh at his salt pour or his spoon bending or his prediction to the packet of sweetner trick.

Why did the waitress dump the contents of the water pitcher onto the magician's head?
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Because the pass he made at her wasn't invisible.

Why did the magician steal Rebo the Clown's hat?
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