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Father Photius
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Becase he never exposes his cards to the sun.

Why did the magician always leave a telephone on his magic table?
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He's hoping the agent will call him one fine day.

Why is the magician jobless most of the time?
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Because nobody, but magicians, believes that magic is work.

Why would the magician only drink out of dribble glasses?
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Because his mirror glasses were all cracked.

Why did the magician think there was a snowstorm in China? Why did the magician mutilate his parasol? When does a magic box become a pagoda? Why do eggs bounce on a fan but not on a pan? What eggs come in their own bag?
Father Photius
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Because as any 5th Grade geography student knows, China gets a lot of snow. Because he was the umbrella Jack the Ripper. When it stops being a magic box. Because they would rather perform for fans than be panned. Sucker eggs.

What did the magician get caught in his pull?
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His other pull...
What happened when the magician sprinkled fanning powder on his waffle?...
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It didn't stick to the syrup.

Why did the magician eat breakfast at the Waffle House?
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The soup kitchen wasn't open yet..
How did the magician make the pesky ants vanish from his kitchen?...
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Father Photius
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He sprinkled them with woofle dust.

Why did the magician refuse to eat pizza?
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MagicBus
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He thought Domino's stole his "What's Next?" design.

What was the retired boxer's favorite magic trick?
Father Photius
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The spirit bell.

What did the dog think of the big illusion show?
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Bill Ligon
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He thought it was grrrrrrreat. He especially liked to see he big cat vanish.

What is the dog's favorite close-up effect?
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The transformo kitty to doggy bone.

What did the magician do when his pull got stuck to his balls holder that is blocking his topit?
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I don't know, but it certainly sounds painful!

Why did the magician refuse to do the vanishing canoe a second time?
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It was bad enough to be up the creek with out a paddle, but up the creek without a canoe is unthinkable.


Why did the magician buy 40 packages of fake dog poo?
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Bill Ligon
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He put them around his birthday performance area to keep the bratty kids away from his props.

Why was the magician careful where he stepped?
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One of his shell coin dropped. (or do you want me to say - he thought those fake poos were real poos)

What did other magicians do during their magician's friend birthday party?
Father Photius
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Talked about the bratty kids at all he birthday parties they did.


Why did the magician wear his shoes on the wrong feet?
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So he can have a fast get-away from those creepy kids.

Why did the magician refuse the slice of birthday cake the bratty kid offered him?
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He saw an open box of sneezing powder nearby.

Why did the magician use goldfish for the final cups and balls load?
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