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So he would have something to throw on the grill later...
What did the magician do besides magic?...
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Evade creditors.
What was the Lawyer/Magician's favorite trick?
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I'm not sure but you can probably find it on one of Curtis Kam's DVDs.

What trick did the magician do for his high school reunion?
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Living long enough to attend it..
What did the restaurant patron tip the magician?...
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Two fries and a soggy straw wrapper.

Why did the magician pick his assistant's pocket?
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He need some gas money.

What did the magician do when he ran out of gas halfway to his gig?
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He made a service station appear out of nowhere. (Service station? Have you ever received service in a "service" station in the last 40 years?)

Why did the magician ride his bicycle to his new gig?
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The service station he made appear was out of gas.

Why did the magician wear a fake mustache?
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To match the unusual look of his eye brow.

What did the magician do when those creepy kids start behaving horribly and shouting at him loudly?
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Turned them all into toads.

What did the mothers of all the toads say?
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"Aiiieeeee! What did you do to my sweet, innocent baby, you monster?"

What did the magician do then?
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He had frog legs for dinner...
What did the magician perform on the cruise ship?...
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The old heaving over the rail illusion.

Why was the magician unable to walk on water?
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He was too busy heaving in it..
Why couldn't the magician palm a coin?...
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You try palming a coin when you're seasick!

Why couldn't the magician do the multiplying billiard balls on the ship?
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He got fired because he's too seasick to do anything.

Why do magicians still want to get jobs in the cruise ships eventhough they know they will get seasick?
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The buffet is free!

What did the dolphin say to the cruise ship magician?
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"Get outta my way, chump, I'm a football player from Miami!"

What was the magician's response?
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"Get outta my way, chump, I'm still heaving...
Why didn't the magician perform any rope tricks on the cruise ship?...
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Because he was losing his grip.

What illusion did the magician perform on the poop deck?
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