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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts 
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The royal flush
What did the kid show clown say to the Ship's captain?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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I'm seasick now and I am gonna ....
Why did the creepy kids throw the magician overboard? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because he was performing his 2010 Library show "Make a Splash @ the Library"
What did the shark say to the waterlogged cruise ship magician?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Dinner will be served in just a moment.
Why couldn't the blind magician vanish the elephant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He didn't know whether to treat it lika a wall or a tree or a rope or a....
Why did the magician do a broken and restored window effect?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The cop caught him robbing the jewelry store, and he convinced him he was filming a street magic tv special.
What did the magician get when he blew into the imp bottle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He just smiled cheekily because there's lots of saliva all over the imp bottle.
What did the magician do when his flash paper did not ignite during the show? |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts
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Having watched the paper burn up normally, the magician remarks that newspaper is obsolete today, don't we all get all our information from the internet anyway?
What did the magician do or say when his rabbit pee-ed on his stand after being magically appeared and placed on the stand afterwards? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He shot the darn wabbit.
Why did the magician produce black rabbits for his acts? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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Part of his black art show..
What happened when the magician performed the twisting arm illusion?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts
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As he forgot about the elastic pull he had loaded in his sleeve, he cut off the blood circulation to his fingers. So he combined the "arm twisting" illusion with the color changing fingers trick (to white/gray).
How did the magician use his Jumbo 36 Shot Lota Bowl? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He came unwound.
Why did the magician want a mini victory carton illusion?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts
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To produce his Jumbo 36 shot Lota Bowl.
How did the magician use the Jumbo 36 shot Lota Bowl in his act? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To pour out 36 shots of water.
Why do magicians with big hands prefer to use onjects that are smaller in size for their acts? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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So he's always asusred a big hand
What did the mentalist say to the kid show magician?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts
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I thought you would be bigger.
What did the kid show magician say when the kids blankly stared at him rather than screaming out: "Turn It Around!"? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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"Me thinks things have taken a turn for the worse!"
Why would kid show magicians make good olympic short distance runners?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They have never been bashed up by those kids so far and they can run from where they are performing to the front gate in less than 5 seconds and some have done that in 3 seconds.
Why do those kid shows magicians not turn to become professional short distance athlete? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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What? And give up show business?
What did the dove worker do when he was sent elephants instead of doves for a kids birthday party?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts
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He kissed the elephant on the top of it's head before he put it in the vanishing bird cage.
Why did the stocky magician put a multi-colored feather boa on his jumbo Repeater Pete snake in the card basket? |
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