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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Because he thought a splash of color would brighten up a blue monday.
Why did the camp magician insist in his contract on having access to a two holer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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You have to practice somewhere..
Why did the magician take the bratty kid on canoe ride?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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To leave him up the creek without a paddle.
Why did the magician make all his assistants dye their hair red?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He's using their hair to hide his red billiard balls.
What happened to the magician when everything he used for his act are all green in color? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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IRish I had a better answer
What do you get when you cross a magician & a Chef?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Rocco Silano (sp) ... who perform magic with food.
What did the magician do when he produced a bucket of fried chicken during his kid show? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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It was the first show he ever did that was finger lickin' good.
Why did the magician turn a pig into a chicken?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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The pig would not fit in the bucket..
Why did the magician produce a striped duck?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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(For a moment there I thought you said a stripped duck, and I was about to feel sorry for the poor, naked thing.)
His polka-dot duck was sick. Where did he hide the striped duck?
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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In His ducktail haircut
what do you get when you cross a striped duck with a polka dot duck?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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Something you can hide in your flag blendo trick..
Why didn't the audience like the magicians opener?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He's supposed to appear the duck but instead a bunch of feathers were shown in his hands.
What did the magician do when the duck did not fit in the breakaway dove vanish box? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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He used a shoe horn...
What did the magician do after performing his water torture act?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He went waterboarding
What do you get when you cross a magician & a surfer?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A surfer who can hang 10 3 ft. above the board.
What do you get when you cross a sponge ball with a hot rod?
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Some clown driving a cool car
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a spongeball?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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Less than a ball bearing...
What do you get when you cross a magician and a Nascar driver?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Just one lick will get the sponge ball stuck at the center of the tongue.
What do you get when you cross two sponge balls and a purse frame? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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What do you get when you cross a magician and a Nascar driver?
A guy who can get to his shows on time in heavy traffic What do you get when you cross two sponge balls and a purse frame? The first half of my sponge ball act. What did the electrician say when he opened his toolbox and found it full of magic props?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts
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First he asked his wife about it. She blamed it on the magician/electrician for being home so late after a show. She said: "Wire are you so insulate?" He said: "Watt's it to you, I'm ohm ain't I?." Now that's powerful, electric and very shocking dialogue!
Why did the magician put his Abbott's Goofus Plant into the blender? |
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