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Because he thought a splash of color would brighten up a blue monday.

Why did the camp magician insist in his contract on having access to a two holer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You have to practice somewhere..
Why did the magician take the bratty kid on canoe ride?...
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To leave him up the creek without a paddle.

Why did the magician make all his assistants dye their hair red?
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He's using their hair to hide his red billiard balls.

What happened to the magician when everything he used for his act are all green in color?
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IRish I had a better answer

What do you get when you cross a magician & a Chef?
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Rocco Silano (sp) ... who perform magic with food.

What did the magician do when he produced a bucket of fried chicken during his kid show?
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It was the first show he ever did that was finger lickin' good.

Why did the magician turn a pig into a chicken?
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The pig would not fit in the bucket..
Why did the magician produce a striped duck?...
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(For a moment there I thought you said a stripped duck, and I was about to feel sorry for the poor, naked thing.)

His polka-dot duck was sick.

Where did he hide the striped duck?
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In His ducktail haircut

what do you get when you cross a striped duck with a polka dot duck?
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Something you can hide in your flag blendo trick..
Why didn't the audience like the magicians opener?...
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He's supposed to appear the duck but instead a bunch of feathers were shown in his hands.

What did the magician do when the duck did not fit in the breakaway dove vanish box?
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He used a shoe horn...
What did the magician do after performing his water torture act?...
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He went waterboarding

What do you get when you cross a magician & a surfer?
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A surfer who can hang 10 3 ft. above the board.

What do you get when you cross a sponge ball with a hot rod?
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Some clown driving a cool car

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a spongeball?
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Less than a ball bearing...
What do you get when you cross a magician and a Nascar driver?...
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Just one lick will get the sponge ball stuck at the center of the tongue.

What do you get when you cross two sponge balls and a purse frame?
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What do you get when you cross a magician and a Nascar driver?

A guy who can get to his shows on time in heavy traffic

What do you get when you cross two sponge balls and a purse frame?

The first half of my sponge ball act.

What did the electrician say when he opened his toolbox and found it full of magic props?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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First he asked his wife about it. She blamed it on the magician/electrician for being home so late after a show. She said: "Wire are you so insulate?" He said: "Watt's it to you, I'm ohm ain't I?." Now that's powerful, electric and very shocking dialogue!


Why did the magician put his Abbott's Goofus Plant into the blender?
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