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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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He ran out of recipe for his magic cocktail and want to try out the Goofus Juice.
Why are magicians no more performing the Goofus Plant today? |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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Well, I have one, it is pretty expensive now to replace, and the spring snake it comes with flies out in the air- too much personal injury risk? Just kidding. I like it! Maybe because its that the Goofus Plant only blooms every four years?
What magical bird has its feathers made out of flowers? Or, what magical flower is made out of feathers? Why feather flowers then? (I'm confused). |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The Amazing blossoming tulip bird and the rare Brazilian Chicken flower.
Why did James Tong order 40 florescent orange tuxedos?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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That was all the Liberace store had left..
What happened when the magician crossed a dove with a pit bull?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Feathers flew and the pitbull wanted more than just the appetizer.
Why did the magician never by magic videos?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He watched them all on YouTube
what did the magician say to the pirate's wench?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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Would you like to see my appearing Jolly Roger candies routine?
Why are there no card tricks on the Black Widow pirate ship? (Hint: It's not because Captain Jack sits on the deck). |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because it is impossible to have a bigger trick than Captain Jack on board.
Why did the magician soak his sponge balls in ice water?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can tell his audience that his sponge ball just flew in from the North Pole.
Why did the magician try to outdress Liberace? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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He wanted to be the brightest star in Vegas...
What trick did the magician perform on the pirates ship?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Appearing a latex heart from a chest box.
Why did the magician always perform the latest tricks sold by dealers? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he was 14 years old.
Why did James Tong make Liberace's Rolls Royce disappear?
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He didn't think Liberace needed it anymore
Why did Dr. Photius make it come back?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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All his props were in the trunk...
Why did the magician steal Liberace's candelabra?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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His plastic set was broken.
Why did the magician appear Liberace from his giant square circle? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because his thumb tip was full
Why is James Tong obsessed with Liberace
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Who aint?...
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Why are there so many magicians on youtube?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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There are magicians on youtube????
Why did the magician lock his mother-in-law in the metamorphis trunk?
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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She said that a monestary was a home for unwed fathers. Sooo, the next portion of the Metamorphis trick was the re-enacting of the Houdini sub trunk- the box was then lowered into the Detroit River. He also put Valentino in there as well.
How does Banachek or Uri Geller eat a Caesar salad when their forks keep bending, twisting or breaking? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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With chop-sticks they got from James Tong.
Why did the magician prefer that his audiences throw tomatoes at him?
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