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Because his stage name was "MagicBob The Tomato", teamed up with Larry the Cucumber. Or Larry the Cumberbun. Or Larry Lujack. Because it was a natural finish to his Nielson vanishing Ketchup bottle. Because his last audience was throwing beer bottles at him. Because he was a really big weiner. Because he was doing a Halloween night show and this was supposed to look like blood. Because he was going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life. That he was a few tomatoes short of a bloody mary. That he was doing his show at a farmer's market. That he was a few fries short of a happy meal.

What did Tom Burgoon do at the gas station when the bathroom (or washroom as they say in Canada) was out of toilet paper?
Father Photius
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He hypnotized himself into believing there was toilet paper.

Why did the magician sell his ring and rope routine to a Norwegian bachelor farmer?
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Isn't it good, the Norwegian would..(buy it)?

Why did the Norwegian need this effect?...
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JamesTong
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To impress the magician who happens to be Nani Darnell

Why did the magician try to befriend Nani Darnell?
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He wanted Mark's autograph..

Why did the magician dive off the stage?...
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She put a spell on him

What is an Irish magician's favorite trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
MagicBus
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Tipping his bartender with flipper coin by accident.

Why did Curly's Bar in Colon serve the magician an extra large drink?
Father Photius
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Cause once they got him drunk they didn't have to pay him to perform.

Why did the magician perform the baffling bra on his Mother-in-law?
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It was his breas.. best trick...

Why did the magician perform at the funny farm?...
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The Lotta bowl with over flowing milk.

What idea did the magician came up with when he saw some folks milking the cow at the funny farm?
Father Photius
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That he should milk this gig for all it is worth.

Why did the magician fail at the color changing hard drives trick?
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His hard drives crashed on him.

Why did the magician insist that he is the masked magician?
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Better a bad reputation than no reputation at all.

Why was the masked moron overlooked as a Supreme Court nominee?
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Morons cannot be norminated.

Who do you think is the real person behind that masked moron?
Father Photius
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No question about it, J. Edgar Hoover.

Why do magicians drink diet coke?
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MikeHMagic
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Because they don't make diet Guiness

what happened when the magician tried to juggle his dove, rabbit and trained circus poodle?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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The act went entirely into the dog.

Why did magician's assistants always wear red lipstick?
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He didn't want it to clash with his purple lipstick...
Why did the magician spike his hair?...
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JamesTong
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He didn't want his assistant to look taller than him.

Why did the magician stopped wearing tail coats for his acts?
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Because he had a short act.

What did the magician say when he reached into his pocket and didn't find the load that was supposed to be there?
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