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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17478 Posts ![]() |
"For my next trick"..
Why did the magician perform in the cemetery?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
To show off his latest trick ... that he can walk across the cemetery blindfolded at night,
Why did the blind magician wants to perform the blindfold trick? |
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MikeHMagic![]() Inner circle 1007 Posts ![]() |
Because he could do it with his eyes closed
Why did the silk fountain overflow?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
Because Bob Sanders forgot to include a silk plug.
Why did the magician buy blueberries?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic![]() Inner circle 1007 Posts ![]() |
Because he misread the package & thought he was buying blue Fairies
What do you gey when you cross a mentalist with a watermelon
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17478 Posts ![]() |
Someone who seed into the future...
What is the one thing a magician can't vanish?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic![]() Inner circle 1007 Posts ![]() |
Vanishing cream, it's already vanishing
How many mentalists does it take to change a lightbulb after 1 mentalist shattered it with "his mind"
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
No one knows, the lights have been out for mentalists for years.
How many Illusionist does it take to perform zig zag lady?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17478 Posts ![]() |
1 2/3rds ...
what did the magician drink before the show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
Because he noticed his "Wooden Cigars" would not light.
Why did Dynamike come back to join us? |
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MagicBus![]() Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts ![]() |
Because when Banachek did his phone book/phone number mental magic trick, the number for Steve of The Magic Café came up... it was a sign to return here...
Why was Banachek unable to do mental magic with Valentino? (this is an easy set up- go for it!) |
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
Because Valentino lost his mind after someone else took his masked job.
Why did Kyle chose to become a mentalist? |
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MikeHMagic![]() Inner circle 1007 Posts ![]() |
Because the necromancer posistion was already filled
Wh didn't DynaMike become a kid's show mentalist?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
Because the kids might discover he is their real father.
What trick does Kyle love the most? |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
The trick where the kid discovers Dynamike and not Kyle is his real father.
Why did the magician order a truck load of chickens?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
Because the agent thought he meant "chickens" for his assistants when the magician really said "chicks."
What trick is Chris Angel worse at? |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
Pick one...
How many rings are really in Dynamike's 100 ring routine?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
101
What type of magician is James? |
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MikeHMagic![]() Inner circle 1007 Posts ![]() |
I think O negative
What do you get when you cross DynaMke and a truckload of Magic Geckos?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
Quote:
On 2009-07-06 23:09, Dynamike wrote: (I knew it...I knew it... I just knew there had to be another ring for it to work like that!) Nobody, not even James is sure of that, but we all know he is really on the balls. Why did Kyle go out and buy all the Spandex in Philly after reading the "Why is it that's" on spandex?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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