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joseph
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"For my next trick"..

Why did the magician perform in the cemetery?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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To show off his latest trick ... that he can walk across the cemetery blindfolded at night,

Why did the blind magician wants to perform the blindfold trick?
MikeHMagic
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Because he could do it with his eyes closed

Why did the silk fountain overflow?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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Because Bob Sanders forgot to include a silk plug.

Why did the magician buy blueberries?
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Because he misread the package & thought he was buying blue Fairies

What do you gey when you cross a mentalist with a watermelon
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph
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Someone who seed into the future...

What is the one thing a magician can't vanish?...
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Vanishing cream, it's already vanishing

How many mentalists does it take to change a lightbulb after 1 mentalist shattered it with "his mind"
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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No one knows, the lights have been out for mentalists for years.

How many Illusionist does it take to perform zig zag lady?
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joseph
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1 2/3rds ...

what did the magician drink before the show?...
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Dynamike
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Because he noticed his "Wooden Cigars" would not light.

Why did Dynamike come back to join us?
MagicBus
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Because when Banachek did his phone book/phone number mental magic trick, the number for Steve of The Magic Café came up... it was a sign to return here...

Why was Banachek unable to do mental magic with Valentino? (this is an easy set up- go for it!)
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Because Valentino lost his mind after someone else took his masked job.

Why did Kyle chose to become a mentalist?
MikeHMagic
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Because the necromancer posistion was already filled

Wh didn't DynaMike become a kid's show mentalist?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Dynamike
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Because the kids might discover he is their real father.

What trick does Kyle love the most?
Father Photius
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The trick where the kid discovers Dynamike and not Kyle is his real father.


Why did the magician order a truck load of chickens?
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Because the agent thought he meant "chickens" for his assistants when the magician really said "chicks."

What trick is Chris Angel worse at?
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Pick one...

How many rings are really in Dynamike's 100 ring routine?
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101

What type of magician is James?
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I think O negative

What do you get when you cross DynaMke and a truckload of Magic Geckos?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Quote:
On 2009-07-06 23:09, Dynamike wrote:
101

(I knew it...I knew it... I just knew there had to be another ring for it to work like that!)

Nobody, not even James is sure of that, but we all know he is really on the balls.

Why did Kyle go out and buy all the Spandex in Philly after reading the "Why is it that's" on spandex?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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