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On 2009-07-06 23:13, MikeHMagic wrote:
I think O negative

What do you get when you cross DynaMke and a truckload of Magic Geckos?


A magician who can't spell Geico.

Now back to the previous question.
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On 2009-07-06 23:13, Father Photius wrote:
Why did Kyle go out and buy all the Spandex in Philly after reading the "Why is it that's" on spandex?

So no one will discover what his RJOM is made of.

What magician will take David Copperfield's place when he retires?
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David who? Is he still around?

What magician will take Dynamike's place when he retires?
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Whatever magician that is willing to put up 1,000,000 post.

What do magicians have that no one else has?
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Bills...

Why couldn't the magician make a card fan?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because his hands were too cold from his air conditioner.

What is the first thing a magician thinks about right before his performance?
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Magicians think? This is all news to me..

Why can't a duck play poker?
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Because they do not have the time. They are always at the White House protesting about the game "Duck, Duck, Goose."

How did Magicgeorge think of this magical thread?
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He was hoping Dynamike would reveal the secrets of the 101 rins routine.

Why is Dynamike not posing with ladies in his avatars now?
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They left him for the masked magician..

Why did the magician give the brat kid his business card?...
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Because he really wanted to give the kid "the business".

Why did the magician always imbed his business card inside of an orange when handing them out?
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That is why he is jobless all the time.

Why did the magician refuse to learn up Dynamike's 101 rings routine?
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Because he could only count to 100.

What is a female's most popular trick to watch?
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Barry Mitchell's "Mother of all Diamonds" trick where lumps of coal turn into diamonds- and diamonds (as we all know) are a girl's best friend.

What did Sparky the balloon worker clown do when he learned that balloon talcum powder being breathed into his lungs in large quantities could be harmful to his health?
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It burst his bubble.

Why did the magician insist on wearing shoes that were two sizes too small?
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Because he was woke up one discovering he turned into a midget.

Why do some magicians bring fruits to shows?
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It guarantees the audience won't bring their own.

Why did Dynamike refuse to become a mentalist?
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Because mentalist hate all magicians who are named Dynamike.

What did caveman magicians do with dinosaurs in the past?
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He did magic tricks so simple that even a caveman could do it. Plus he got his dinosaur insured through GEICO.

What would have happened if the young Harry Bouton had stayed at The Palmer House instead of The Blackstone Hotel in Chicago? Would he be The Great Palmer? (maybe not too good of a name for a magician)
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His name of Blackstone did not come from the Blackstone hotel, so I doubt he would have been named Palmer. But if he had taken the other half of the name instead of the Blackstone half, he would have been known as Cigar the magician.

How many vanishing Elephants does it take to make a 5 minute illusion act?
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