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ray raymond
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Actually work for lay people.
Dynamike
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Why did Ray try to mess up this thread by not asking a question?
MikeHMagic
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Because he thought he was ....ME!!!! Bwah ha hah ha ha

How many rabbits does it take to perform DynaMike's 101 ring routine?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong
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None .. they could not tolerate his routine.

Why did the magician gave up magic after watching Dynamike perform?
Dynamike
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Because they knew they could never do expert sleight of hand like Dynamike to become a professional magician.

Why did the magician bring his laptop to his show?
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Cos he was a PC performer.

Why did the monkey pull a melon from his bum?
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Because what he thought was a banana was too small.

What trick is best to perform in the dark?
Father Photius
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Anything involving Black Art.

What will be the ring number of the Dynamike ring?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MikeHMagic
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The 99 +2 Ring

Why did DynaMike fly to James Tong's fan club meeting?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Dynamike
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Because Dynamike was giving Linking Ring lectures around the world.

What do you get when you place a blonde in a cage with a magic wand?
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Dynamikes assistant with an advantage...

What is the best way to deal with a heckler?...
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magicgeorge
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Violence

How many goldfish can you fit into a sock?
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Enough to mask the foot odor...

What did the magician use his change bag for?...
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Dynamike
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A female's purse.

Why do magicians need a magic wand?
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Quote:
On 2009-07-11 01:57, MikeHMagic wrote:
The 99 +2 Ring

(That answer is pure genius!)

Because without it to hold, they are left holding the bag.

Why did the magician live on a diet of yeast and shoe polish?
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How much can you earn shining shoes when you are not performing?

What did Dynamike to when he is about to perform his 101 rings routine and found out that he forgot his key ring?
Dynamike
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Bring everyone to his house to watch his show.

What will my client say to me if I show up late from typing too much on the Café?
Father Photius
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You're Fired!

Why will Dynamike no longer work for Donald Trump?
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joseph
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He wouldn't teach him the 101 ring routine..

Why did the magician only have 1 business card on him?...
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Father Photius
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Because he only knew one business man.

What did the magician eat on his ceral every morning to insure he had a great show?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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