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ray raymond Veteran user 329 Posts 
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Actually work for lay people.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Why did Ray try to mess up this thread by not asking a question?
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because he thought he was ....ME!!!! Bwah ha hah ha ha
How many rabbits does it take to perform DynaMike's 101 ring routine?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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None .. they could not tolerate his routine.
Why did the magician gave up magic after watching Dynamike perform? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they knew they could never do expert sleight of hand like Dynamike to become a professional magician.
Why did the magician bring his laptop to his show? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Cos he was a PC performer.
Why did the monkey pull a melon from his bum? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because what he thought was a banana was too small.
What trick is best to perform in the dark? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Anything involving Black Art.
What will be the ring number of the Dynamike ring?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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The 99 +2 Ring
Why did DynaMike fly to James Tong's fan club meeting?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because Dynamike was giving Linking Ring lectures around the world.
What do you get when you place a blonde in a cage with a magic wand? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17321 Posts
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Dynamikes assistant with an advantage...
What is the best way to deal with a heckler?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Violence
How many goldfish can you fit into a sock? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17321 Posts
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Enough to mask the foot odor...
What did the magician use his change bag for?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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A female's purse.
Why do magicians need a magic wand? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-07-11 01:57, MikeHMagic wrote: (That answer is pure genius!) Because without it to hold, they are left holding the bag. Why did the magician live on a diet of yeast and shoe polish?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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How much can you earn shining shoes when you are not performing?
What did Dynamike to when he is about to perform his 101 rings routine and found out that he forgot his key ring? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Bring everyone to his house to watch his show.
What will my client say to me if I show up late from typing too much on the Café? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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You're Fired!
Why will Dynamike no longer work for Donald Trump?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17321 Posts
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He wouldn't teach him the 101 ring routine..
Why did the magician only have 1 business card on him?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he only knew one business man.
What did the magician eat on his ceral every morning to insure he had a great show?
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