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joseph
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Woofle dust mixed with fanning powder and roughing fluid and slush powder ....mmmmm...

Why did the magician climb the Indian Rope?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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So he would disappear after he found out he got a lady pregnant.

Why did a magician stay away from performing in the North Pole?
ray raymond
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Cause penguin magic is over rated

whats the differance between magician and a.d.d.
Dynamike
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A magician gots nothing to add.

When will Ray learn to become a comedian?
JamesTong
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He is trying hard to become one.

What would Dynamike do when he is fired by Donald Trump?
MikeHMagic
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He canceled his order of 101 diamond encrusted linking rings

What happened when everyone on the Café went to DynaMike's house when he was out giving a 101 non diamond encrusted linking ring lecture?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Dynamike
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They became gold diggers after looking in his house.

When is a linking not a liking ring?
MikeHMagic
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When its performed by DynaMike

Why did ames Tong produce toads instead of doves?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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Because he thought it would make the bratty kids in the audience croak.


Why isn't a hot rod hot?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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Because it's usually an ice breaker..

Why did the magician perform 10 money tricks in a row?...
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Father Photius
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He was in serious need of cash.

What is the magician's favorite day of the week?
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joseph
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Payday..

Why did the magician dance with his cane?...
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JamesTong
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In exchange for food.

How did James Tong manage to do a 25 balls multiplying balls routine for the bratty kids?
Dynamike
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He had the kids turn around each time he would produce a ball.

What will be the next magician's forum?
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WhenYouAreSpendingTooMuchTimeWithMagic.com

What do you call those who hang out in magic forums everyday?
MikeHMagic
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Dateless

Does James Tong have 10 pound multipling balls?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Dynamike
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No, it only looks like it because the way he edited his video.

Why does Photius like Kyle's act the most?
Father Photius
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Because when I'm blue, Kyle's act is pure gold, as long as he isn't wearing the RJOM.

Why did the magician get a wider screen for his computer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MagicBus
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How else could he view the finished Duke's Dye Version? Either that or he wanted The Magic Café to look like a diner than a hot dog cart on his screen. Maybe all his favorite magicians on youtube are overweight like me and look better on a wider screen.

What did the magician put on his sponge balls so when he put them in his mouth during his sponge ball from the mouth routine he would not experience a gag reflex?
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When he review his shows with the regular screen, he could not see anything because his overweight assistant took over the whole stage.

What did the magician say when a bone was stuck in his throat?
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