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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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About 30 more than make a mess.
Why did the magician put his assistant on a diet of black-eyed peas?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because he's a big fan of Will.I.Am
how do you catch a magic frog?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Leave him in a poverty area of hungry children.
Who will be the first magician to make the moon disappear? |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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They already did many years ago when a magician did one trick only and performed the fantastic "Epclipse" illusion on Abbott's stage. It was AMAZING! (a large round steel moon went from one side of the stage in an "eclipse" to the other side of the stage). Either that, or the magician pulled his pants up to make his moon disappear.
How did Genii know to publish in this month's magazine a picture of Michael Jackson levitating BEFORE he died? Now That's Magic! |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The deciphered it through magic.
Why did the magician jump into the well?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Who'd want to jump into the sick?
How many pirates does it take to change a tyre? |
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Jay Ward Veteran user Flowery Branch, GA 328 Posts
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Two. One to put up the Jack and one to hold the wench.
What did the Dachsund say to the balloon? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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Come here often? ..
Why did the magician do a lecture in Japan?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the economy was much better.
Why does the magician take his laptop computer to bed with him every night? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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He's a lonely guy..
How did the magician tear his tuxedo?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because people kept making fun of his tail.
Why did the magician replace his dove with an eagle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He wanted a bigger finish to his act.
Why did the magician buy a streetcar?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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He wanted to put a card through the window..
Why did the juggler stop juggling watermelons?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He could not afford to buy watermelons any more.
Why did Gazzo not produce replace his melon final load for the big and heavy bowling ball? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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It didn't make the right fashion statement to go along with his bowling shoes & shirt
What did James Tong say when he performed his multiplying 101 manatee trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Jay Ward Veteran user Flowery Branch, GA 328 Posts
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Did you sea cow it works?
What did the rabbit say to to bad magician? |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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In the immortal words of Bullwinkle "You got to get a bigger hat"
What did the magi do when all his doves got loose?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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More Immodium..
What was the magician's nickname?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Rundini
Why was there never anything up Bullwinkle's sleeve?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because Smokey the Bear always check his sleeves for flash paper.
Who will be the first magician to use a giraffe on World Greatest Magic? |
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