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Whoever wants to risk his or her neck..

Why did the magician fill his lota bowl with prune juice?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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He promise his wife the everflowing supply of slimming juice.

What did the magician do with the 3 durians during his performance?
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He was working the nursing home circuit

Why did the cruddy kiddie clown have a cocktail made from rum and vasiline?
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OOPS JAmes beat me to the punchline

The same thing he did with 1 only 2 more times

Why did the cruddy kiddie clown have a cocktail made from rum and vasiline?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong
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He became the boogieman

What happened to the durian after Fr. Photius performed the zombie effect with it?
Father Photius
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Nothing, Fr. Photius does not do tricks with fruit.

Why couldn't the politician not get past the owl at the Magic Castle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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The owl wouldn't take a bribe..

Who is the magician's best friend?...
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JamesTong
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Anyone who can offer him jobs.

What did the magician do when the vanishing cane flew out of his hand during the vanish?
Father Photius
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Watched his career shrink before his eyes.

What did the magician do when suddenly , while on a date, his metal appearing cane suddenly appeared in his pants pocket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Nothing because his lady friend started kissing him.

How many appearing canes does the kiddie clown use in her Princess party show?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph
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2...One for each kid..

Why did the clown have a purple nose?...
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Because he is a "brother", and that color is our tradition.

Who will be the first magician to make the earth disappear?
Sixten
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"Tsunamis, The Great"

Why did the magician get stage-fright?
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It was just a stage he was gong thru

Why did Rainblow the clown sing like a bad karoke singer during her crappy clown show?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong
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She learned it from James Tong who is the world's # 1 worst singer.

Why did the magician perform with only one shoe and one glove?
Sixten
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He wasn't 'Ambidex-Foot-rous'.

Why did the magician oversleep for his gig?
Father Photius
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He figured the audience would sleep through his act and he wanted to get a head start on them.

Why did the escape artist have himself shackled, chained and lowered into a large vat of lime jello?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MikeHMagic
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Because it was Tuesday

What did Rainblow the kiddie clown do with Axtell chimp puppet?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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magicgeorge
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Blow bubbles.

Why did the chicken walk to the swimming pool?
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Because she had mixed parents, half chicken, half duck.

Why did the rabbit poop on the magician?
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