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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts 
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Whoever wants to risk his or her neck..
Why did the magician fill his lota bowl with prune juice?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He promise his wife the everflowing supply of slimming juice.
What did the magician do with the 3 durians during his performance? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He was working the nursing home circuit
Why did the cruddy kiddie clown have a cocktail made from rum and vasiline?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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OOPS JAmes beat me to the punchline
The same thing he did with 1 only 2 more times Why did the cruddy kiddie clown have a cocktail made from rum and vasiline?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He became the boogieman
What happened to the durian after Fr. Photius performed the zombie effect with it? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Nothing, Fr. Photius does not do tricks with fruit.
Why couldn't the politician not get past the owl at the Magic Castle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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The owl wouldn't take a bribe..
Who is the magician's best friend?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Anyone who can offer him jobs.
What did the magician do when the vanishing cane flew out of his hand during the vanish? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Watched his career shrink before his eyes.
What did the magician do when suddenly , while on a date, his metal appearing cane suddenly appeared in his pants pocket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Nothing because his lady friend started kissing him.
How many appearing canes does the kiddie clown use in her Princess party show?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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2...One for each kid..
Why did the clown have a purple nose?...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he is a "brother", and that color is our tradition.
Who will be the first magician to make the earth disappear? |
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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"Tsunamis, The Great"
Why did the magician get stage-fright? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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It was just a stage he was gong thru
Why did Rainblow the clown sing like a bad karoke singer during her crappy clown show?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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She learned it from James Tong who is the world's # 1 worst singer.
Why did the magician perform with only one shoe and one glove? |
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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He wasn't 'Ambidex-Foot-rous'.
Why did the magician oversleep for his gig? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He figured the audience would sleep through his act and he wanted to get a head start on them.
Why did the escape artist have himself shackled, chained and lowered into a large vat of lime jello?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because it was Tuesday
What did Rainblow the kiddie clown do with Axtell chimp puppet?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Blow bubbles.
Why did the chicken walk to the swimming pool? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because she had mixed parents, half chicken, half duck.
Why did the rabbit poop on the magician? |
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