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Father Photius
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Because he came up with the punchline about a half chicken, half duck.


Why do magicians ride in yellow taxi cabs?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MikeHMagic
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Because when got to his destination he wouldn't have a checkered past

Why do clowns have funny noses?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Dynamike
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To absorb their snot encase they sneeze from wearing so much make-up.

Why clowns do magic tricks?
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Because they think (wrongly) that they're talented & entertaining

What did the clown get from going to the Abbott's Getogether?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Dynamike
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A bucket of water in his face to keep him from getting together.

Why did the clown bring a dog to a magic shop?
JamesTong
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To trade in his dog for some tricks.

What did the clown and the magician do when they found out they were performing the same tricks at the same performance venue?
Father Photius
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Both tried to bribe the MC to put them on first.

What did the magician do when he got into the sub trunk and realized there was a bobcat in there with him?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Sixten
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He realized that he had forgotten to hire his double, and changed the bobcat into a
'copycat'.

What did the magician do to cheat the death penalty?
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Some current effects..

Why didn't the magician float the lady outdoors?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Because his method of floating her was exotic.

Why did the magician saw Photius in half?
Sixten
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He wanted to end up doing a, 'Blessed', 'double'.

Why was the magician banned from a "A.A." meeting?
Father Photius
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Because his cups were always loaded.

What did the magician find in the bottom of his sock drawer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Great answer, Father!

"A Trick from Down Under"

(For all the Garcia & Schindler fans)

Why was the magician stopped from boarding his flight?
MikeHMagic
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Because he had a false pass instead of a boarding pass

Why did Rainblow the Krappy Kiddie Clown have to bribe the photo & video cameramen to get her act on "film"?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Father Photius
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Because they were afraid she would be over exposed.

Why did the magician hire a porn actress for his assistant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MikeHMagic
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He needed a fluffer for is rising wand.

Why didn't Rainblow the Krappy Klown want to hire the talented fire eater/magician?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Dynamike
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He did not want his hair to catch fire because he uses the same chemical as Michael Jackson.

What happen when a magician balanced an egg on his nose?
JamesTong
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Only a juggler can do that ... and the "egg" had a great fall and all the king's man cannot restore it again.

Why did the magician like the snowstorm trick so much and will always perform that trick at every performance?
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Because he is MagicSanta from the North Pole.

Why magicians do not use peacocks in their shows?
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They can find peahens everywhere but not peacocks.

Why did the magician give up magic after performing his anaconda illusion?
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