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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Because he came up with the punchline about a half chicken, half duck.
Why do magicians ride in yellow taxi cabs?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because when got to his destination he wouldn't have a checkered past
Why do clowns have funny noses?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To absorb their snot encase they sneeze from wearing so much make-up.
Why clowns do magic tricks? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because they think (wrongly) that they're talented & entertaining
What did the clown get from going to the Abbott's Getogether?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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A bucket of water in his face to keep him from getting together.
Why did the clown bring a dog to a magic shop? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To trade in his dog for some tricks.
What did the clown and the magician do when they found out they were performing the same tricks at the same performance venue? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Both tried to bribe the MC to put them on first.
What did the magician do when he got into the sub trunk and realized there was a bobcat in there with him?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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He realized that he had forgotten to hire his double, and changed the bobcat into a
'copycat'. What did the magician do to cheat the death penalty? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Some current effects..
Why didn't the magician float the lady outdoors?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because his method of floating her was exotic.
Why did the magician saw Photius in half? |
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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He wanted to end up doing a, 'Blessed', 'double'.
Why was the magician banned from a "A.A." meeting? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because his cups were always loaded.
What did the magician find in the bottom of his sock drawer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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Great answer, Father!
"A Trick from Down Under" (For all the Garcia & Schindler fans) Why was the magician stopped from boarding his flight? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because he had a false pass instead of a boarding pass
Why did Rainblow the Krappy Kiddie Clown have to bribe the photo & video cameramen to get her act on "film"?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they were afraid she would be over exposed.
Why did the magician hire a porn actress for his assistant?
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He needed a fluffer for is rising wand.
Why didn't Rainblow the Krappy Klown want to hire the talented fire eater/magician?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He did not want his hair to catch fire because he uses the same chemical as Michael Jackson.
What happen when a magician balanced an egg on his nose? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Only a juggler can do that ... and the "egg" had a great fall and all the king's man cannot restore it again.
Why did the magician like the snowstorm trick so much and will always perform that trick at every performance? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he is MagicSanta from the North Pole.
Why magicians do not use peacocks in their shows? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They can find peahens everywhere but not peacocks.
Why did the magician give up magic after performing his anaconda illusion? |
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