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MagicBus
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Because he blew his "Monkey Bar" routine. And he also failed with his "gorilla" street magic. It was a kid magician performing from his Barnes and Noble Mac King magic kit which has the cute little monkey as his main helper. The gorilla enjoyed "The Vanishing Bandana" routine using a banana. He thought a Bronks card "cheater" was actually a card "Cheetah."

What did the spotted owl do when he saw Metamorpho Spots performed at the zoo?
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It was love at first sight...

Why did the magician perform the beer pitcher instead of the milk pitcher?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Because he was performing at an AA meeting.

Why does the magician perform in the dark?
MikeHMagic
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He wanted to look his best

why did the "necromancer" attempt to do a "Harry Potter" show for the kiddievinkies?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Maloney
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Harry Potter is lame.

Why did Ashton Kutcher get punk`d.
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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Dynamike
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Because he did not know Maloney at first.

Why did the magician push Maloney out the bed?
Maloney
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Cause he was showing her up.

Why does Dynamike rule the earth?
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Dynamike
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He doesn't, it was an illusion?

What trick do Photius and Maloney perform in the same manner?
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"Don't post in this thread" trick

Why did the magician scream loudly when he is performing his goofus plant trick?
Father Photius
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Becaused he goofed and it turned out to be poison ivy instead.


Why did the magician always eat scrambled eggs for lunch?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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He is eating those eggs he cracked open from his silk to egg trick that he is practicing every day just before lunch.

What did the magician do when his assistant has a very ba cramp and could not get out of the zig zag lady illusion?
Sixten
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He threw her a "Extract-her".

Why did the magician run off the stage, crying?
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His final loads were onions...

Why did the magician throw cards into the audience?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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He had to do something to keep them from attacking.

Why do magicians always refuse to use a two holer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MikeHMagic
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It costs twice as much as single one

Why did Rainblow the clown and Nole the mentalist buy a WWE wrestling ring?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Father Photius
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Because neither one of them could make it in magic.

What did the magician say when he realized he just sat in a banana creme pie?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Maloney
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WHO PUT A BANANA CREAM PIE ON THE CHAIR?!

What did the magician say when he produced a dead dove?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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Dynamike
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Vice President, Quail, is that you?

Why did Obama chose Dynamike as his master magician?
Father Photius
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Because like so many things he didn't have a clue what a magician was.

Why did the magician buy a carload of purple post-it notes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because that Caucasian magician wanted to show Queens, New York he was a "brother" inside so he would not get beat up after his performance.

Why did Kyle become shy of posting in this forum?
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