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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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He is still searching for the ideal spendex color for his costume.
What did the magician do that made the audience to attack him? |
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Produced Jessica Alba.
Why did the magician's IT break?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He was using it to perform the dancing cane.
Why did the magician decide to use moon dust to replace his woofle dust for his kiddies act? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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It was easier to bring oon dust to the kids then the kids to the moon
Why didn't the mentalist win the lottery?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he messed up his ticket by using Center Tear.
Why did the escape artist want to fight the balloon twister? |
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Jay Ward Veteran user Flowery Branch, GA 328 Posts
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'Cause he didn't like poppin' and lockin'
Why did the balloon animal cross the road? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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To get its second wind.
What do you get when you cross Dynamike with a bizzare magic magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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A magician with a linking ring going through his nose.
What trick did Photius show the bank robbers? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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The old make the money disappear from your bags and into Photius's pocket before the cops get here trick. (Oh don't I wish).
How did Dynamike change cheerios into gold?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He read Goldfinger's touching technique.
Why did Photius pull a hamster out his beard? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Hey, if you had a hamster in your beard you'd pull it out too!
How many fingers did Shoot Ogawa have after shaking hands with Dynamike?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Dynamike really shook his fist because Shoot did not trust him.
What trick did Photius perform after he was excited when he received 100 more post? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Posts never excite me unless they are someone elses. So the old stolen from somebody else trick, I guess.
How is magic like a cat climbing a post?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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It's not.
How old was the magician when he stopped performing?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17250 Posts
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Older than his tricks..
Why did the magician post 100 times a day?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Because he was addicted to the Café like everyone else.
Why did the magician lose his elephant?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17250 Posts
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It blended in with his mouse..
Why did the elephant storm off the stage?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-07-24 22:37, Father Photius wrote: You must smile every time you see my name. |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he thought he saw large peanuts in the audience, but it was a female wearing triple D.
What did the magician and his assistant do with the banana? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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The actual answer to that is not permitted to be printed by forum rules. (talk about exposure!)
What did the magician do when he realized he just sat on his load?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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