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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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His load was "Impaled." So you be the judge.
Why did Dynamike do when he noticed he could no longer hold his Linking Rings? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He dropped them..
When is a magician a mind reader?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When he got his mentalism and magic books mixed up with each other.
Why makes Photius a good puppeteer? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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I thought he gave that up!
What did the magician do when his needle pierced into his arm when he is doing the needle through balloon trick? |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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He charged extra for a geek show.
Why did the magician wear two different color shoes?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because he had another pair just like them at home.
Why did "Lefty" cross the road?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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It was the "righty" thing to do...
Why did the magician have 100 assistants?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he called his show the The Show of 100 Wonders.
Why did the magician take all the ink out of his printer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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So he couldn't print his own business card.
Why did the magician get hired for adult entertainment?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the girls wanted his magic wand everyday.
Why did the magicians' club go on strike? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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Dynamike wouldn't lecture there..
Why did the magician perform 2 cherries in the hand, 1 in the pocket?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he wanted the two girls to stay, and the guy to leave.
Why did the magician marry a lawyer? |
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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So he could perform the russian roulette routine with a spectator.
Why did the magician lose his cups and balls?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He had a sex change.
Why does the magician eat Mexican food before his performance? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is performing in Mexico.
What did the magician use for the final loads when he found that he has forgotten to bring them to his show? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He didn't he just got loaded himself instead.
Why did the magician eat his rubber chicken?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he had a bird brain.
What did Photius say when he made 79 more post? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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I want a sandwich!
Why did the magician watch all his practice videos upside down?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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So he had an excuse for them to look bad.
Why did the magicians sponge balls dissapear?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because his girlfriend was having a period.
Why did the magician sleep walk towards the hospital? |
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