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Dynamike
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His load was "Impaled." So you be the judge.

Why did Dynamike do when he noticed he could no longer hold his Linking Rings?
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He dropped them..

When is a magician a mind reader?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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When he got his mentalism and magic books mixed up with each other.

Why makes Photius a good puppeteer?
JamesTong
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I thought he gave that up!

What did the magician do when his needle pierced into his arm when he is doing the needle through balloon trick?
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He charged extra for a geek show.

Why did the magician wear two different color shoes?
MikeHMagic
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Because he had another pair just like them at home.

Why did "Lefty" cross the road?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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It was the "righty" thing to do...

Why did the magician have 100 assistants?...
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Father Photius
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Because he called his show the The Show of 100 Wonders.

Why did the magician take all the ink out of his printer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Maloney
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So he couldn't print his own business card.

Why did the magician get hired for adult entertainment?
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Dynamike
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Because the girls wanted his magic wand everyday.

Why did the magicians' club go on strike?
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Dynamike wouldn't lecture there..

Why did the magician perform 2 cherries in the hand, 1 in the pocket?...
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Dynamike
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Because he wanted the two girls to stay, and the guy to leave.

Why did the magician marry a lawyer?
Maloney
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So he could perform the russian roulette routine with a spectator.

Why did the magician lose his cups and balls?
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Dynamike
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He had a sex change.

Why does the magician eat Mexican food before his performance?
JamesTong
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He is performing in Mexico.

What did the magician use for the final loads when he found that he has forgotten to bring them to his show?
Father Photius
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He didn't he just got loaded himself instead.


Why did the magician eat his rubber chicken?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because he had a bird brain.

What did Photius say when he made 79 more post?
Father Photius
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I want a sandwich!

Why did the magician watch all his practice videos upside down?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Maloney
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So he had an excuse for them to look bad.

Why did the magicians sponge balls dissapear?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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Because his girlfriend was having a period.

Why did the magician sleep walk towards the hospital?
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