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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts 
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He was hoping to get something to cure his somnia.
What did the magician keep exclusively in a pair of pantyhose?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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His thumb tips so he could hide them without being noticed. If anyone would feel one they would think it was a tampon, and not look inside.
Why is 73 an important number of post? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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73 is ham radio morse code slang for best wishes, and certainly one would want to give best wishes to anyone in a post.
How did the diabetic magician handle the sugar pour?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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By using cocaine instead.
What did the magician say to the ram? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Why can't you guys win a football game?
Why did the magician keep his assistant locked in chains?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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Because he could not get her out because she had him locked in chains too.
Why did Photius watch all of Kyle's magic shows? |
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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He needed to take some tips.
Why does Dynamike and Photius have a love relationship? (Just kidding, guys!)
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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Because Photius and his woman are in love and Dynamike and his woman are in love.
Why did Maloney perform for the pigs? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-07-27 12:58, Dynamike wrote: (Way to kinky for me and Nani, Mike) Because the police protection league was holding a benefit. What does Dynamike eat to give him that get up and go feeling before a show?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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Heroiwine and foodcaine.
Why did the kids cry after watching Maloney perform? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He reminds them of the boogieman.
What will Dynamike do when Fr. Photius reaches 10,000 posts? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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Walk home with a blackeye for teasing Photius.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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ANd you forgot to ask a question ... must be having a concussion from the black eye
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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Why does Photius not like when Dynamike mentions his post?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17161 Posts
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He's not posta like it..
Why did the magician wear a yellow tux?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Cause DynaMike took his purple one
What trick did the "McBride Clone" perform at the kiddie party/
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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The McGroom Clone illusion.
Why did the magician only own left shoes?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24111 Posts
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Because his saw in half trick failed him.
Why did the skunk poop on the magician's assistant? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because she couldn't type any better than Dynamike.
What did the Producer produce when the magician couldn't?
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Silks from a TT. (Yeah, that's a bad magician)
What did the mime say to the magician?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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