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Father Photius
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He was hoping to get something to cure his somnia.

What did the magician keep exclusively in a pair of pantyhose?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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His thumb tips so he could hide them without being noticed. If anyone would feel one they would think it was a tampon, and not look inside.

Why is 73 an important number of post?
Father Photius
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73 is ham radio morse code slang for best wishes, and certainly one would want to give best wishes to anyone in a post.

How did the diabetic magician handle the sugar pour?
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Dynamike
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By using cocaine instead.

What did the magician say to the ram?
Father Photius
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Why can't you guys win a football game?

Why did the magician keep his assistant locked in chains?
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Dynamike
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Because he could not get her out because she had him locked in chains too.

Why did Photius watch all of Kyle's magic shows?
Maloney
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He needed to take some tips.

Why does Dynamike and Photius have a love relationship?

(Just kidding, guys!)
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Because Photius and his woman are in love and Dynamike and his woman are in love.

Why did Maloney perform for the pigs?
Father Photius
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Quote:
On 2009-07-27 12:58, Dynamike wrote:
Because Photius and his woman are in love and Dynamike and his woman are in love.

Why did Maloney perform for the pigs?

(Way to kinky for me and Nani, Mike)

Because the police protection league was holding a benefit.

What does Dynamike eat to give him that get up and go feeling before a show?
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Dynamike
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Heroiwine and foodcaine.

Why did the kids cry after watching Maloney perform?
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He reminds them of the boogieman.

What will Dynamike do when Fr. Photius reaches 10,000 posts?
Dynamike
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Walk home with a blackeye for teasing Photius. Smile
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ANd you forgot to ask a question ... must be having a concussion from the black eye Smile
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Why does Photius not like when Dynamike mentions his post?
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He's not posta like it..

Why did the magician wear a yellow tux?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Cause DynaMike took his purple one

What trick did the "McBride Clone" perform at the kiddie party/
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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The McGroom Clone illusion.

Why did the magician only own left shoes?
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Dynamike
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Because his saw in half trick failed him.

Why did the skunk poop on the magician's assistant?
Father Photius
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Because she couldn't type any better than Dynamike.

What did the Producer produce when the magician couldn't?
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Maloney
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Silks from a TT. (Yeah, that's a bad magician)

What did the mime say to the magician?
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