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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Nothing, he is a mime.
Why will Dynamike never be in Tahiti with Nani?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he is helping his friend enter a magical world.
Who is the first magician to perform at the South Pole? |
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Dynamike.
Who is the best magician in the world?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Dynamike of course.
Why is it people can not stop watching Photius? |
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Because he's cool.
What did the bartender do when the magician walked in?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He ran out thinking ti was Dynamike walking in.
Why did Dynamike perform as the bartender magician? |
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Because the bartender rfan away, because Dynamike is too big.
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Maloney, you forgot to post another question!
Why did Dynamike move to France and change his name to Le Grand Jerri?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he became a millionaire magician in USA, and wanted to hide to hide his identity in Paris.
Why does Photius smile and stare at Dynamike each time Dynamike looks at Photius' avatar? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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That would be telling
Why did the magician fill his pockets with grapes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Because you love him?
Why did Photius move to Canada?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because his pockets were full of grapes. I'd never move to Canada, eh, don't ja know.
Why did the magician who didn't move to Canada fill his pockets with grapes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Because they were given to him as a non-moving away gift.
Why did the magician make the USA vanish?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So he would not have to pay any taxes.
Why did the magician ride a rino? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Really, Mike, refering to his assistant as a Rhino! Well I never...
Why did the magician do a mentalism trick and bend all of his keys?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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(LOL)
Because the magician suddenly noticed the sexiest female in the world in the middle of his trick. How did the magician train a aardvark? |
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Technically it's "an" aardvark.
Why did the magician use bats instead of doves?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Because it was too hard to hit the cricket ball with a dove.
What's pink and blue and hides down holes? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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All kinds of silks hiding in the magicians' secret pockets.
Why did the magician give up dove magic? |
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Because they were pooping over everything.
Why did the magician lose his job?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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