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Dynamike
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Because the customer thought he was Maloney.

What does Maloney and Photius have in common?
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We are both INCREDIBLE, the best in the world at sleight of hand.

What does Dynamike do if he forgets his linking rings?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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He will use his bling bling.

Is Maloney ever going to get popular?
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Hey, after his last answer he is #1 in my book!

Why did the magician soak his rabbit in buttermilk?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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To make his rabbit split into a cow.

How long is the economy going to hurt magic?
Father Photius
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As long as magic doesn't fight back.

Why did the magician feed his squirrels only green M&Ms?
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Dynamike
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Because he wanted his squirrel to get use to the The Magic Café.

What did the magician do with a computer in his act?
Maloney
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Turned it into Bill Gates.

What did the magician do with Bill Gates in his act?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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Turn him into a computer.

Why did the magician pick females for volunteers only?
Father Photius
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Because he was Dynamike.

What do you call the trick where the assistant ties the shoelaces of both the magician's shoes together?
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"Assistant self tying shoe lace"

Why did the magician throw a pizza into the audience?
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He was practicing his other job..

Why did the magician pull a balloon over his head?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Because he found a new assistant on the sidewalk in Vegas.

Why did the magician wear "Depends" on stage?
MikeHMagic
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Whereelse would he wear them

Why did the mentalist wear cowboy boots and a bib?
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Dynamike
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He wanted to be in disguise at a magician's convention.

What happened when the elephant sat on the magician?
Maloney
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The elephant swallowed him up from behind, spitting him out the other end.

What did the magician say to that elephant?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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Dynamike
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"Quit looking at me like a peanut"!

Why did Photius bring a tiger to Maloney's house?
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They are training the tiger to snatch away Dynamike's linking rings.

What did the magician do when he found out that he lost his memory?
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He was left with one effect: "Blank Thought".

What did the magician substitute his rabbit for?
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Photius, because of the furry face.

How did the dove fall in love with the magician?
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