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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts 
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It was a flying fancy
Why did James Tong skip to DynaMike's house party?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he discovered Dynamike's house didn't want a party.
Why did the magician search for his second grade teacher?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Because she said he would never have a chance it magic and should focus on his simple addition.
why did the magician make his home town dissapear?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Well if it were my hometown, I could think of about 6,754,321 reasons.
Why would anyone want to make a ring appear inside of an egg?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So the spectator would refuse to take it back.
What did the magician do with Tinker Bell? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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He stole all her woofle dust..
Why did the magician skip the convention?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he heard Photius was going to show up correcting everyone's grammar. He only knew ebonics.
Why did the magician show his assistant his bedroom? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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It's the only room with furniture..
What did the magician produce a picture of?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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All of Dynamike's avatars.
Why did the magician call James Tong? |
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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He heard that Mr. Tong was selling the performing rights for his new routine:
"The Vanishing (Kuala) Bear". Why did the magician get arrested, while performing on the beach? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he misunderstood the trick "Naked On The Beach."
What does James Tong and Kyle have in common? |
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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They both like Harry Potter.
What does me and Dynamike have in common?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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No avatar.
What did Lance Burton say to Maloney? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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You're who?
Why did mentalist perform at the pier?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they wanted to do their best at working somewhere away from Chris Angel.
Why did the clown perform in a cave? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He thought it was a club called "The Cave"
Why did the magician suddenly get a bad stage fright? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because there was a wild hungry tiger loose on the stage.
Why does James Tong eat tiger meat twice a week?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because 3 times a week is gluttony
Why did Padre Photious write a prediction on an ice cube?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because it was the cold hard truth.
(and it is spelled Photius. Greek spelling Photios, but not Photious) Where did the naked magician hide his card clip?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Come on... do you want me to say where?
Why did the magician swallow his mouth coil?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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