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MikeHMagic
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It was a flying fancy

Why did James Tong skip to DynaMike's house party?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Father Photius
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Because he discovered Dynamike's house didn't want a party.

Why did the magician search for his second grade teacher?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Maloney
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Because she said he would never have a chance it magic and should focus on his simple addition.

why did the magician make his home town dissapear?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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Father Photius
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Well if it were my hometown, I could think of about 6,754,321 reasons.

Why would anyone want to make a ring appear inside of an egg?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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So the spectator would refuse to take it back.

What did the magician do with Tinker Bell?
joseph
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He stole all her woofle dust..

Why did the magician skip the convention?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Because he heard Photius was going to show up correcting everyone's grammar. He only knew ebonics.

Why did the magician show his assistant his bedroom?
joseph
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It's the only room with furniture..

What did the magician produce a picture of?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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All of Dynamike's avatars.

Why did the magician call James Tong?
Sixten
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He heard that Mr. Tong was selling the performing rights for his new routine:
"The Vanishing (Kuala) Bear".

Why did the magician get arrested, while performing on the beach?
Dynamike
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Because he misunderstood the trick "Naked On The Beach."

What does James Tong and Kyle have in common?
Maloney
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They both like Harry Potter.

What does me and Dynamike have in common?
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Dynamike
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No avatar.

What did Lance Burton say to Maloney?
MikeHMagic
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You're who?

Why did mentalist perform at the pier?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Dynamike
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Because they wanted to do their best at working somewhere away from Chris Angel.

Why did the clown perform in a cave?
JamesTong
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He thought it was a club called "The Cave"

Why did the magician suddenly get a bad stage fright?
Father Photius
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Because there was a wild hungry tiger loose on the stage.

Why does James Tong eat tiger meat twice a week?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MikeHMagic
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Because 3 times a week is gluttony

Why did Padre Photious write a prediction on an ice cube?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Father Photius
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Because it was the cold hard truth.
(and it is spelled Photius. Greek spelling Photios, but not Photious)

Where did the naked magician hide his card clip?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Maloney
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Come on... do you want me to say where?

Why did the magician swallow his mouth coil?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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