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Father Photius
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Because he was agasp of the effect!

Why did the magician carry a poisonious snake in his pocket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MikeHMagic
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He tried it the other way and ....welll...it's complicated

Why does James Tong idolize DynaMike?

Sorry Father! I don't spel two goodly
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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MikeHMagic
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Dang you're quick!!
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Maloney
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Because Dynamike is the man.

Why did the magician produce koala bears?
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MikeHMagic
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So he wouldn't make an ASP of himself

Why does James Tong idolize DynaMike?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Maloney
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Because, once again, Dynamike is the man!

Why does James Tong like rabbits?
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Father Photius
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He finds that with a little salt, pepper, and garlic, provided they are cooked correctly that they are delicious.

How does James Tong like children?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Maloney
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Over easy.

How does Photius eat his steak?
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Father Photius
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Well it ain't on the hoof.

Why will Dynamike's act never wind the grand prix at the FISM?
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Maloney
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Because it's too awesome to even perform at FISM.

Will Photius reach eternal order tonight?
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Father Photius
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Photius will never reach Eternal Order, look under my name it says "Grammar Host" it has said that for a year, and after I have 10,001 posts it will still say "Grammar Host", now back to our regular programming.

How many French magicians does it take to do miser's dream?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Maloney
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1.

How many Englsih magicians does it take to perform an ACR?
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Dynamike
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Why is Photius feeling so excited now?
joseph
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He booked a show..

Why did the magician refuse a beer after his show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Because he performed for a Kool-Aid business.

When can 5 more post be so important?
Maloney
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They can't.

When is Dynamike going to start crying?
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JamesTong
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When all his posts are cancelled ... DELETED ... wiped out ... NO MORE THERE

Why is Dynamike thinking of retiring from magic?
Father Photius
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He's done all the damage to it he possibly can.

Why did the magician put all his sponge balls into a barrel of oil?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He did't want anyone to handle his props..

What was in the magicians thimble?...
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Needles his wife forgot to take out.

Why does the magician want to include a whale in his show?
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