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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts 
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Because blubber is warm.
Why did the magician get eaten by a shark.
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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He was caught cheating at poker..
Who was the magicians worst enemy?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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The mentalist Kiddie Klown
What did the magician get when he crossed a manatee with a faro shuffle?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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Some kind of flipper card..
Why was the magician late for his show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he was black.
What day of the year is a magicians favorite day? |
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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All of them
What day if the year is Dynamike's favorite day?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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Milli Vanilli day and Kathy Lee day..
What music did the magician perform to?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Hippity Hop
How many feet of rope does it take to stop a clown from doing a magic show?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Enough to tie him up and hang him up the tree upside down.
How did the magician escape from the jail? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He just did his act and they threw him out.
Why did the magician try to smuggle a bunch of bananas into Canada?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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Because he thought, during inspection, that his peels may be peeled, before he arrived at Peel.
Why did they laugh at the magician, while he was in the swimming pool? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He had just performed the incredible shrinkage trick when he lost his swimtrunks
Why did the clown try to be a food show star?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he had no job but to work for food.
Why is Photius smiling so happy? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because he's Not DynaMike
Why did the McBride clone Dress as Baby McBride?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because McBride is a baby too.
Who is presently our proudest member in this forum? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
When is a clown truly funny?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When he leaves off Photius' beard.
What did the members of Eternal Order say to Photius? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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What happened to the beard?
Why does DynaMike need a beard?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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He wanted to look like Randi..
Who came out of the zig zag illusion?...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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The "in the closet" magician
Why did rainblow the clown do the Zig Zag clown foot trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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