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Father Photius
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Because the only other place he could have shoved his foot wouldn't be acceptible at kiddie shows.

How much coffee can Dynamike drink on a drive to Colon without having to stop inbetween?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MikeHMagic
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None....he won't drink & drive

How many wands does Fr. P. use for the multiplying wands?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong
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None ... all of them do not look like wands.

Why is the magician so happy to be a member of the Café?
Dynamike
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Because he got 50 post.

Why did Eternal Order let Photius in?
Father Photius
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Because so far, it is the biggest collection of low lifes on the board, and low lifes don't get any lower than Photius.

Why did the magician eat Greek Food for a month?
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Dynamike
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Because he was David Blaine performing one of his stunts.

Why did Chris Angel drive with David Blaine?
joseph
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There was room for 1 more in his Ferrari..

What new jewelry did Chris Angel buy?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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A mind ring.

What title shall 1,000,000 post be called?
MikeHMagic
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Pathetic & sad, but social

What did the "Magic 8 Ball" tell the mentalist?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Father Photius
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That he was behind the 8 ball.

Why did Criss Angel go to the Greek Festival?
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MikeHMagic
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All the Irish ones were over

What trick did the drunk greek magiaian perform? OPAH!
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong
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He couldn't! He was too drunk!

What happens when Fr. Photius and Dynamike perform together in the same act?
Father Photius
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Total Disaster.

Why did the magician sell a cow to pinnochio?
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JamesTong
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He has nothing else to sell and that was his mother's cow.

Why is the magician always broke?
Father Photius
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Because he is a magician.

Why wouldn't the magician's assistant eat with chop sticks?
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joseph
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They were in an Italian restaurant..

Where did the magician refuse to perform?...
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Father Photius
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Anyplace that would hire him.

Why did the magician wear his underwear outside of his pants?
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Dynamike
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Just to make sure he was always behind in life.

What did the magician do to a shark?
joseph
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Used it for his aerial fishing routine..

How high did the magician float in the theater?...
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Hay - Where did the Magician being bared question go?

Because he was an escape-artist not an ENTER-tainer


(how high) Almost as high as the lights because if it was any higher then the audience couldn't see him and we wouldn't want that, unless it was Val. Then he could just float up to heaven... but then again he's probably going in the opposite direction.)

Why did the magician stick a pen in his eye?
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