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Dynamike
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From his dentures.

What will be the title of the next thread in this forum?
Father Photius
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Hopefully anything by anyone but Dynamike.

Why did the magician refuse to pay for his dinner at the Magic Castle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because there was a hare in his food.

What is the best thing a magician should do after a performance?
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Get a head start..

What is the best thing a magician should do before a performance?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Use his wand.

What day should be magic day for the year?
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As long as there's a performing job, any day would do.

Why did the magician chicken out when he found out that the masked magician is performing in the same event as him?
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He didn't want the sniper to mistake him for the masked moron.

How fast can a magician run?
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JamesTong
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As fast as he can run ... hopefully he is not carrying his props as well.

What did the magician do when his female audience start booing at him?
Father Photius
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He told them his real name was Dynamike.

How many ATA cases can James Tong cram in the back of his car?
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Dynamike
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His Honda will only hold a 1/2 pint.

Why did Photius call Dynamike before the convention?
Father Photius
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Because there was no reason to call him after the convention.

Why did the magician steal 100 cases of kumquats?
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Dynamike
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To give them to the poor.

Why did the magician refuse to perform on Wednesdays?
TheRaven
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Because the animals he used for his disappearing camel illusion always took hump-day off.

Why did the magician put roughing fluid on his driver's license?
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He was just following the instructions.

Why is the magician thinking of making it big time in mentalism?
ray raymond
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The amazing kreskin has got to pass sometime.

why do you always run into the most attractive girls on the road?
Dynamike
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To go to jail for battery and assault.

What did the contest judges say to Photius after he entered the contest?
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"I like your red spandex gown!"

Why did the magician decide to compete in a magic contest?
Dynamike
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Because no one else was competing.

How does Dynamike manages to spend time helping everyone on the Café and perform magic full time?
Father Photius
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He doesn't.

How many pounds of potato salad could the magician fit into his squared circle?
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Answer A. Whatever it costed the British magician in pounds.
Answer B. James made the purchase. They do not measure in pounds, only metrix.

Why is Dynamike's PM's are filled requesting how to do the ring 101 routine everyday?
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