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Dynamike
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Because all the babes were all sexy ladies.

Why does Dynamike has the heart to support everyone with all his heart?
JamesTong
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He bought a bag of 50 sponge hearts from Murphys Magic.

What did the magician do when he requested for a volunteer and the masked magician came up on stage?
Dynamike
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He had the volunteer pull the cord to the malfunctioned headless chopper the masked magician was in.

Why is the masked magician and Chris Angel best friends?
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They both make you laugh..

What did the seer see in the masked magicians future?...
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Dynamike
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A masked murderer.

What did Joseph say when he reached 7000 post?
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Only 6,000 to go to pass Dynamike if he stops posting today..

Why did the magician shake everyones hand after the show?...
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Dynamike
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By making a settlement to give back their money because it was a crummy act.

Why did everyone stop posting for a while on the Café?
joseph
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Maybe they are pretending to have shows this weekend..

Why did the magician saw the flea in half?...
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Dynamike
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On 2009-08-16 21:43, joseph wrote:
Maybe they are pretending to have shows this weekend..

lol

To see if the saw in half trick really works.

Why does Dynamike have the most courage to be on the Café?
joseph
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Because Dynamike is Dyno - Mite....

Why did the flea refuse to perform?...
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Dynamike
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Because the hoop he was suppose to jump thru was a flea prevention collar.

Why was everyone willing to tip the magician?
JamesTong
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So he can stop his act immediately and go home.

Why did the magician produce fleas from the dove pan?
Father Photius
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So he could flea to his lodge in the hills, or was that lodge with his fleas in the hills?

What did the magician say when he opened the door of the box and his assistant had gained 300 lbs?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He is speechless and in total shock because he did not expect that to happen.

Why did the magician insist that he can do the silk dye effect with 36 inches silk and the normal dye tube?
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Because he claims he saw Dynamike do it..

Why did the magician tear up all his silks?...
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Dynamike
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So he would not get caught with the silks he stole from Dynamike.

Why do members always post regularly behind Dynamike's back?
Bill Ligon
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His front takes up too much room.

Why did the magician sew buttons on all his silks?
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The zippers wore out..

When is the best time to perform zombie?...
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On 2009-08-17 19:23, Bill Ligon wrote:
His front takes up too much room.


LOL

When there is an audience in front of you.

Why did Photius watch Chris Angel perform?
Father Photius
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Photius does not know who Chris Angel is, now Criss Angel or Criss Sarantakos, him I know.


Why did the magician put his assistant on a diet of sauceless spagetti?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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