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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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I'm not sure about that, but it took only 10 sheets to make me the color I am.
What is the first thing the audience said to Dynamike after the lights went out as he was performing? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You forgot to pay the light bill!
Why did the magician buy 500 gallons of grape kool-aid?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because that was the free treat he promised to give to his audience in Detroit, Chicago, Queens and Atlanta.
What did the magician do before he went on stage with the hiccups? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Told the stage manager to get the stage to hold its breath so it would get over the hiccups.
Why did the magician glue wings on a 1200 lb gorilla?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Because he wanted the ape to look like Tinkerbell.
How did the gorilla like the wings?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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About as much as the magician liked the gorilla tearing his head off for glueing them on.
Why did the magician wear elf shoes to his show?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To celebrate he reached 10,100 post.
Why is James so special in front of the audience? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because behind them her really sucks.
What did Dynamike do when he won the largest lotto in history?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Paid Steve Brooks to give him a million post instantly.
How does Photius differ from other magicians? |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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When he hears the question "Do you believe?" by a tv magician he does not automatically think of magic only...
How did the children's magician use his Santa paper tears during the month of August? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He told a story about christmas ...
What did the magician do when the egg he produced cracked and a real chick is appears? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He ran out the building because PETA was chasing him.
Who did the magician decide to stay with, his wife or his assistant? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Neither, he was locked out by both of them permanently.
Why did the magician decide to do solo acts? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he was only getting paid $5 because of the economic problems.
What trick does Photius practice the most? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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His color changing beard.
Why does Fr. Photius wear a colorful turban whenever he performs his magic acts? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-08-20 13:59, JamesTong wrote: :giggles:  Good one.
Photius, let us know how you liked that one. Because he was performing in Turkey the whole year. Why is it Photius never performs in the ghetto? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is too busy practicing his colorful 'blendo beard' trick.
When do you think Fr. Photius would release his colorful beard act? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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That is something we are going to all have to pray for.
Why is Photius the only magician that wears a gown? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He would look horrible in a mini skirt.
When would the magician team up with Dynamike and Fr. Photius to do a colorful act? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Soon as Obama accomplishes his mission.
What should Dynamike receive after he reaches 1,000,000 post? |
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